Why are my balls getting wet in the toilet?

[Dogmaphobe]

I just throw mine over my shoulder like a continental soldier.

 

[Concerned American]

I just throw mine over my shoulder like a continental soldier.

Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?

 

[Lisa558]

Leave it to a woman to solve the problem….

Just buy a toilet seat raiser (or whatever you call it) that older people put on so it‘s easier for them to stand back up. We bought one for my elderly mother.

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[Pete7469]

I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.

Get a booster ring for the seat.

 

[Lisa558]

I don’t know why your balls are getting wet, but more importantly, what ai want to know is….

Will my chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

 

[Concerned American]

I don’t know why your balls are getting wet, but more importantly, what ai want to know is….

Will my chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

When your mom said "Don't chew it," Did you swallow it in spite?

 

[Dogmaphobe]

When by balls end up in the water, it's usually because I'm swinging too hard.

 

[Moonglow]

Them turds tend to splash.

 

[Concerned American]

When by balls end up in the water, it's usually because I'm swinging too hard.

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LMAO, one of mine ended up in the drink many years ago followed closely by the six iron that put it there.

 

[BS Filter]

Wrap your nut sack in a rubber shower cap.

 

[Lisa558]

When your mom said "Don't chew it," Did you swallow it in spite?

Yay! I’m not the only oldie around here.

Although….I think that silly little tune predates me!

 

[westwall]

I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.

Cause your boat is sinking

 

[Concerned American]

Yay! I’m not the only oldie around here.

Although….I think that silly little tune predates me!

LOL, sadly it doesn't predate me.

 

[Lisa558]

LOL, sadly it doesn't predate me.

Oh no….I just looked it up. It does NOT predate me: 1961.

 

[The Duke]

I sit down to do a bm. Before anything starts happening I sometimes feel a cool wet sensation on the bottom of my sacks. Clearly, my nuts are hitting the water in the bowel. I have to lean forward and raise up on the seat a little to keep them out of the water (and what is about to enter the water). It happens at home and at my office. It does not happen all the time, but it happens. It has never happened to me in the past. It started a few months ago and is becoming a more frequent occurrence.

WTF is happening to me? I am 52 and, of course, notice a lot of not so desirable things happening to me due to age. Are my sacks getting bigger? Are they, for whatever reason, drooping? Are the too full and the weight it pulling them down? I don't want to ask anyone in person. I figure that asking anonymously online would be ok.

You got long balls like Larry.

 

[BS Filter]

Oh no….I just looked it up. It does NOT predate me: 1961.

Goofy songs were a fad in that period. One-horned, one-eyed, flying purple people eater. May the Bird of paradise fly up your nose. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

 

[Concerned American]

Goofy songs were a fad in that period. One-horned, one-eyed, flying purple people eater. May the Bird of paradise fly up your nose. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

Tie me kangaroo down. Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, Ahab the Arab, Alley Oop.

 

[Dogmaphobe]

Goofy songs were a fad in that period. One-horned, one-eyed, flying purple people eater. May the Bird of paradise fly up your nose. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

Lemon tree, very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet........

 

[Cellblock2429]

Goofy songs were a fad in that period. One-horned, one-eyed, flying purple people eater. May the Bird of paradise fly up your nose. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

/——/

 

[Lisa558]

Goofy songs were a fad in that period. One-horned, one-eyed, flying purple people eater. May the Bird of paradise fly up your nose. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bed post overnight?

Same thing with the 40s. My mom grew up with “Mairzy Doats”!