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Lucifer - He rebelled against the original patriarch and liberated himself. The original woke hero!
Eve - Lucifer's first student, she founded the women's liberation movement. Ain't no one gonna tell her what to do! You go, girl!
Pharaoh of Egypt - He set up hundreds of compassionate reproductive healthcare facilities in urban Hebrew areas to help them take care of their firstborns.
Onan - Pioneered birth control. We'll leave it at that. Go ask your parents.
Jezebel - She hunted down crazy prophets who were spreading a ton of fake news.
Pharisees - They pioneered the enforcement of strict social distancing laws. Way to go, guys!
The robbers who beat up the traveler in the story of the good Samaritan - They were just protesting their oppression. We applaud their bravery.
The prodigal son - At least until he chickened out and came back to his overbearing dad.
The Antichrist - A dedicated globalist hero who pioneers tracking technology for everyone's safety.
The harlot riding the beast - Refused to be slut-shamed. Slay queen!
Eve - Lucifer's first student, she founded the women's liberation movement. Ain't no one gonna tell her what to do! You go, girl!
Pharaoh of Egypt - He set up hundreds of compassionate reproductive healthcare facilities in urban Hebrew areas to help them take care of their firstborns.
Onan - Pioneered birth control. We'll leave it at that. Go ask your parents.
Jezebel - She hunted down crazy prophets who were spreading a ton of fake news.
Pharisees - They pioneered the enforcement of strict social distancing laws. Way to go, guys!
The robbers who beat up the traveler in the story of the good Samaritan - They were just protesting their oppression. We applaud their bravery.
The prodigal son - At least until he chickened out and came back to his overbearing dad.
The Antichrist - A dedicated globalist hero who pioneers tracking technology for everyone's safety.
The harlot riding the beast - Refused to be slut-shamed. Slay queen!