Which of the 2020 candidates would you want to have a beer with?

[basquebromance]

Not based on policy, not based on polling- who wins your beer test?

 

[MarcATL]

Well I don't drink beer, so...

 

[kyzr]

None. Thank you. They are all hypocrites.

 

[Dekster]

Mayor Pete. He is more likely to pay or at least is least likely to expect you to pay.

 

[Pogo]

Prolly Joe Biden. Because he's a Phan.

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[Billy_Kinetta]

I would more likely pour a beer on each of their heads.

 

[tycho1572]

Trump

 

[miketx]

Not based on policy, not based on polling- who wins your beer test?

Trump. I'd love to tell him all my jokes about faggots.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Trump doesn't drink.

 

[miketx]

Trump doesn't drink.

he does drink.

 

[tycho1572]

I said Trump because he’s the smartest one in the bunch.

 

[mdk]

Not based on policy, not based on polling- who wins your beer test?

Trump. I'd love to tell him all my jokes about faggots.

So you're going to talk about yourself the whole time? How rude.

 

[tycho1572]

Trump doesn't drink.

True
That wouldn’t stop me from enjoying an ice cold Guinness.

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

Trump doesn't drink.

he does drink.

Oh?

 

[miketx]

Trump doesn't drink.

he does drink.

Oh?

Indeed. That's why I always compare him to Hitler all the time. They both drank water.

 

[Cellblock2429]

Not based on policy, not based on polling- who wins your beer test?

/----/ None of the democRATs. Besides, they'd expect me to pay.

 

[Likkmee]

AOC because we'd hit the parking lot after 8 or so Coronas.

 

[toobfreak]

Trump so I could tell him how much I enjoy his eternal needling of the Left to drive them absolutely nuts out of their freeking skulls. Priceless. Not sure if he drinks beer, he could always have something else and I'd drink both. I figure it's a foot in the door and if Ivanka ever gets divorced, maybe I now have a 1:1,000,000 chance of getting a date with her!

ITMT, there probably isn't a damn thing of interest in his tax returns or financial records, and like everything else, he is just totally milking it to the Nth degree to get Dims to waste every last penny and hour suing trying to get them so that the night before the election, he releases them anyway and everyone finds they are clean as a babies butt!

GO TRUMP.

 

[Thinker101]

Mayor Pete. He is more likely to pay or at least is least likely to expect you to pay.

Not to worry, the taxpayer would pay for the drinks no matter which Dem candidate you select.

 

[Thinker101]

AOC because we'd hit the parking lot after 8 or so Coronas.

Yea, but she wouldn't stop talking about climate change before/during/after the parking lot.