Which is correct?

[xotoxi]

Vote and discuss.

Or not.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Which witch? Esmerelda Weatherwax? Tiffany Aching? Magrat Garlick?

 

[Jeremy]

Crayon.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Ah, that is tough. I think the problem is that the initial consonant does not exist in English.

And it is not consistant through the arab world either.

How do yo spell/pronounce the jewish winter solstice holiday? That has a lot of variations too.

I read somewhere that humans produce about 64 distinct phonemes, ouf which only 40 or so are used in any one place, and that several of them preclude the use of others by the same language. For example, the sound produced by orientals that is written as R (or L sometimes) is actually neither. But use of this sound prevents them from being able to use the wester version of either.

As the the Al part, the is just the semitic definite article. Their way of saying "The." My understanding is that they lack an indefinite article (a)

If I remember, Hebrew requires a definite article on every part of the sentence where it is used. (The quick the brown the fox jumped over the lazy the red the dog)

 

[xotoxi]

Which witch? Esmerelda Weatherwax? Tiffany Aching? Magrat Garlick?

Festus Longshadow.

 

[DiveCon]

Vote and discuss.

Or not.

all of the above
LOL

 

[Kalam]

القرآن

^ I hereby demand that everybody types it like this. Otherwise, some extremists might get pissed off and use your infidel misspellings to fuel their recruiting campaigns.

 

[Jeremy]

القرآن

^ I hereby demand that everybody types it like this. Otherwise, some extremists might get pissed off and use your infidel misspellings to fuel their recruiting campaigns.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

لقرآن is not helpful for pronunciation. As far as I can see, it is streptococcus, bacterium.

 

[xotoxi]

القرآن

^ I hereby demand that everybody types it like this. Otherwise, some extremists might get pissed off and use your infidel misspellings to fuel their recruiting campaigns.

a jklqjkl; defj kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl


afjsdkl akljl; fajsdklfj kjkla j
jkj jklfjalk akljkl j;y9irj akdjakl;;jklj ai9jijkg klja gkjdklj ajkl;gj


fgjakjkl; jkjajk djgklj

a jkljkjltkj a9ujgakld imemk kagklaj jia gnkldfjngkl; iojg' ajd.

jlk ajlkdfklaj jkljklg jijgjakl uiojklhsjkvmk kjklajl u9j akjklgmn,.dfcm,. gjklj9aglkdfmklv k

 

[Mini 14]

Do you realize how many soldiers are going to die just because you posted this poll?!?

You intolerant bastard, you!

 

[Kalam]

لقرآن is not helpful for pronunciation. As far as I can see, it is streptococcus, bacterium.

That's because you forgot the initial alif:

ا

!

For this you will certainly pay.

 

[Jeremy]

القرآن

^ I hereby demand that everybody types it like this. Otherwise, some extremists might get pissed off and use your infidel misspellings to fuel their recruiting campaigns.

a jklqjkl; defj kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl


afjsdkl akljl; fajsdklfj kjkla j
jkj jklfjalk akljkl j;y9irj akdjakl;;jklj ai9jijkg klja gkjdklj ajkl;gj


fgjakjkl; jkjajk djgklj

a jkljkjltkj a9ujgakld imemk kagklaj jia gnkldfjngkl; iojg' ajd.

jlk ajlkdfklaj jkljklg jijgjakl uiojklhsjkvmk kjklajl u9j akjklgmn,.dfcm,. gjklj9aglkdfmklv k

kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl ?????

 

[Kalam]

القرآن

^ I hereby demand that everybody types it like this. Otherwise, some extremists might get pissed off and use your infidel misspellings to fuel their recruiting campaigns.

a jklqjkl; defj kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl


afjsdkl akljl; fajsdklfj kjkla j
jkj jklfjalk akljkl j;y9irj akdjakl;;jklj ai9jijkg klja gkjdklj ajkl;gj


fgjakjkl; jkjajk djgklj

a jkljkjltkj a9ujgakld imemk kagklaj jia gnkldfjngkl; iojg' ajd.

jlk ajlkdfklaj jkljklg jijgjakl uiojklhsjkvmk kjklajl u9j akjklgmn,.dfcm,. gjklj9aglkdfmklv k

Is that the language you guys use when you write my prescriptions?

 

[DiveCon]

القرآن

^ I hereby demand that everybody types it like this. Otherwise, some extremists might get pissed off and use your infidel misspellings to fuel their recruiting campaigns.

a jklqjkl; defj kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl


afjsdkl akljl; fajsdklfj kjkla j
jkj jklfjalk akljkl j;y9irj akdjakl;;jklj ai9jijkg klja gkjdklj ajkl;gj


fgjakjkl; jkjajk djgklj

a jkljkjltkj a9ujgakld imemk kagklaj jia gnkldfjngkl; iojg' ajd.

jlk ajlkdfklaj jkljklg jijgjakl uiojklhsjkvmk kjklajl u9j akjklgmn,.dfcm,. gjklj9aglkdfmklv k

Is that the language you guys use when you write my prescriptions?

looks like it, doesn't it?

 

[xotoxi]

القرآن

^ I hereby demand that everybody types it like this. Otherwise, some extremists might get pissed off and use your infidel misspellings to fuel their recruiting campaigns.

a jklqjkl; defj kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl


afjsdkl akljl; fajsdklfj kjkla j
jkj jklfjalk akljkl j;y9irj akdjakl;;jklj ai9jijkg klja gkjdklj ajkl;gj


fgjakjkl; jkjajk djgklj

a jkljkjltkj a9ujgakld imemk kagklaj jia gnkldfjngkl; iojg' ajd.

jlk ajlkdfklaj jkljklg jijgjakl uiojklhsjkvmk kjklajl u9j akjklgmn,.dfcm,. gjklj9aglkdfmklv k

kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl ?????

**** you too!

 

[xotoxi]

القرآن

^ I hereby demand that everybody types it like this. Otherwise, some extremists might get pissed off and use your infidel misspellings to fuel their recruiting campaigns.

a jklqjkl; defj kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl


afjsdkl akljl; fajsdklfj kjkla j
jkj jklfjalk akljkl j;y9irj akdjakl;;jklj ai9jijkg klja gkjdklj ajkl;gj


fgjakjkl; jkjajk djgklj

a jkljkjltkj a9ujgakld imemk kagklaj jia gnkldfjngkl; iojg' ajd.

jlk ajlkdfklaj jkljklg jijgjakl uiojklhsjkvmk kjklajl u9j akjklgmn,.dfcm,. gjklj9aglkdfmklv k

Is that the language you guys use when you write my prescriptions?

No.

What I wrote above is Eskimo for "I can see Russia from my front porch."

 

[Jeremy]

a jklqjkl; defj kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl


afjsdkl akljl; fajsdklfj kjkla j
jkj jklfjalk akljkl j;y9irj akdjakl;;jklj ai9jijkg klja gkjdklj ajkl;gj


fgjakjkl; jkjajk djgklj

a jkljkjltkj a9ujgakld imemk kagklaj jia gnkldfjngkl; iojg' ajd.

jlk ajlkdfklaj jkljklg jijgjakl uiojklhsjkvmk kjklajl u9j akjklgmn,.dfcm,. gjklj9aglkdfmklv k

kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl ?????

**** you too!

kagklaj you! You kljkjltkj gnkldfjngkl !!!!!!

 

[Kalam]

a jklqjkl; defj kajkl alkjl kljlka 9tuj90qajgkl


afjsdkl akljl; fajsdklfj kjkla j
jkj jklfjalk akljkl j;y9irj akdjakl;;jklj ai9jijkg klja gkjdklj ajkl;gj


fgjakjkl; jkjajk djgklj

a jkljkjltkj a9ujgakld imemk kagklaj jia gnkldfjngkl; iojg' ajd.

jlk ajlkdfklaj jkljklg jijgjakl uiojklhsjkvmk kjklajl u9j akjklgmn,.dfcm,. gjklj9aglkdfmklv k

Is that the language you guys use when you write my prescriptions?

No.

What I wrote above is Eskimo for "I can see Russia from my front porch."

I like Eskimo because even a simple statement like that invokes the entire spectrum of emotions, as evidenced by your painstakingly specific arrangement of emoticons.