When will America recover from the shock?

[Zander]

Fact- Fantasy land is actually located in Russia. Yep. It is true!

They have a great game where the impotent Russians pretend to be a world power, riding angry bears.

It's awesome.

 

[usmbguest5318]

When will America recover from the shock?

The shock of what? Banal art?

Liked?

Liked what?

 

[Billy_Kinetta]

American generals have nothing to say ...

ku-ku ...

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Russians ride bears into battle?

A short excursion, I'd wager.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Are you not able to speak or write English?

Who are you?
Do you want to play with me?

Typing English is a rule here, comrade.

Not too many of those PPSH's were made.

 

[Zander]

FACT- Russian men have the highest levels of impotence in the world.

90% of Russian men have erectile dysfunction.

That is why they ride angry bears, they can't get their little dicks hard enough to ****!

You'll Never Guess What 90 Percent Of Russian Men Complain About

 

[Selivan]

Already became uninteresting ...
American hamsters came out.
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I will wait for a competent question

 

[Marion Morrison]

Fast forward to 7:00 in. Kinda sad really, but bear does taste good, I wonder if this guy ate it. I can't see killing something unless it's a threat or you're hungry.

 

[Zander]

Already became uninteresting ...
American hamsters came out.
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I will wait for a competent question

Take your pills little boy......

 

[Marion Morrison]

Do Russkies use a lot of these?

 

[Inmar]

Fast forward to 7:00 in. Kinda sad really, but bear does taste good, I wonder if this guy ate it. I can't see killing something unless it's a threat or you're hungry.

Don't try, asshole. Selivan's not answering the downed goats.

 

[Zander]

Do Russkies use a lot of these?

That is way too big....Russian dicks are the smallest in the world. Even smaller than the Chinese! .

Shrinkage!! From riding all those angry bears, way too much vodka, and the bitter cold.

 

[Marion Morrison]

'Murica!

 

[Inmar]

Тell me about the crocodiles, my boy. And how do you kill a ***. You got a knife?

 

[Inmar]

'Murica!

Did you object to that, American pig?

 

[Selivan]

'Murica!

Did you object to that, American pig?

Wow !!!
Cool...
What did this bastard wearing an American hat say?

 

[Marion Morrison]

'Murica!

Did you object to that, American pig?

Wow !!!
Cool...
What did this bastard wearing an American hat say?

He said he's a leftist ******, which I'm not.

 

[Inmar]

He said that , if in place of American, was he, that would have killed the entire wagon train. Then he began to cry about crocodiles and how he does not like Russians

 

[Selivan]

He said that , if in place of American, was he, that would have killed the entire wagon train. Then he began to cry about crocodiles and how he does not like Russians

Turn off this freak and do not pay attention

 

[toobfreak]

Russians ride bears into battle? A short excursion, I'd wager.

Sullivan envisions himself riding into battle on a Russian bear firing off his Kalashnikov at enemies of the USSR! Then he wakes from his stupor face first on the floor, broken bottle of cheap vodka at his side, having fallen off the arm of his mother's mohair sofa!

 

[Marion Morrison]

Тell me about the crocodiles, my boy. And how do you kill a ***. You got a knife?

Sure do, and rifles, and pistol.

I'm not into killing fags, but umm.. I'll bite:
(I'm more likely to kill a Crocodile)

Okay, how do you kill a ***?