When is the last time

[random3434]

You made out with someone?

Not some smooches here or there, but long, drawn out kisses that last forever.

 

[LuckyDan]

1993

 

[uscitizen]

Pretty much every weekend. I have a wonderful lady friend that comes over and spends the weekend with me most weekends.
We both enjoy what most younger folks just consider the buildup to the main event as much as the main event.

 

[dilloduck]

You made out with someone?

Not some smooches here or there, but long, drawn out kisses that last forever.

does it have to be a human ?

 

[uscitizen]

You made out with someone?

Not some smooches here or there, but long, drawn out kisses that last forever.

does it have to be a human ?

I think most of us would hope so.

You are not into squids are you?

 

[Big Black Dog]

Does small farm animals count?

 

[Meister]

Pretty much every weekend. I have a wonderful lady friend that comes over and spends the weekend with me most weekends.
We both enjoy what most younger folks just consider the buildup to the main event as much as the main event.

I wonder what your wife thinks of that?

 

[Meister]

You made out with someone?

Not some smooches here or there, but long, drawn out kisses that last forever.

does it have to be a human ?

I think most of us would hope so.

You are not into squids are you?

When I think of squid, I think of bait. They're the candy of the ocean to other fish.

 

[uscitizen]

Pretty much every weekend. I have a wonderful lady friend that comes over and spends the weekend with me most weekends.
We both enjoy what most younger folks just consider the buildup to the main event as much as the main event.

I wonder what your wife thinks of that?

I don't know and don't care since we are divorced.

 

[xsited1]

It used to be almost every night until I jumped on her and she popped.

 

[LuckyDan]

It used to be almost every night until I jumped on her and she popped.

I like the one that goes, "Then she farted and flew out the window."

 

[xsited1]

It used to be almost every night until I jumped on her and she popped.

I like the one that goes, "Then she farted and flew out the window."

That's happened, too. Here's the song I used to play when we were together:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeecRrhnCZk]YouTube - The Police - Be My Girl[/ame]

 

[uscitizen]

You played the police? No wonder you are no longer together.

 

[Big Black Dog]

It used to be almost every night until I jumped on her and she popped.

Next time spend just a little more money and get the radial version... Works for me!

 

[uscitizen]

Women really love dancing too. I mean dancing, not just wiggling and butt grabbing
Ahh back when I could dance....

 

[Big Black Dog]

Women really love dancing too. I mean dancing, not just wiggling and butt grabbing
Ahh back when I could dance....

Do they even have dances anymore? I never see the advertized here where I live.

 

[uscitizen]

Women really love dancing too. I mean dancing, not just wiggling and butt grabbing
Ahh back when I could dance....

Do they even have dances anymore? I never see the advertized here where I live.

They still exist.
But you can dance anywhere.

Back when.... My lady friend and I would dance whenever and whereever the music and mood was right. We have drawn crowds and applause. You get caught up in the dance and your partner and the rest of the world evaporates.
We also went to some charity gatherings and such. Many women love the formal dance atmosphere. And we could tango
The pain I could put up with but things just quit working as well...

If you want to enjoy and impress women to the fullest, take dance lessons. The football buddies may think you gay, but they will be watching the game while you are enjoying the companionship of a lady.


Before I became mostly chair bound I took my eldest gradndaughter (13 at the time) who was taking dance lessons to a dance. She thought it would be horrible with Gramps. But she had a wonderful time and found that gramps could dance.

Addendum.

Learn to dance well guys and you won't need inflatable women.

 

[Amanda]

You made out with someone?

Not some smooches here or there, but long, drawn out kisses that last forever.

About 10 min ago...

 

[007]

1987.