What's Your Southern Sign?

[Hobbit]

http://boortz.com/more/funny/redneck_horoscope.html

I'm a boiled peanut.

 

[Joz]

NOT me by a long-shot.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23): Your highest aim is to be
with others like yourself. You like to huddle
together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love
to travel though, so maybe you should think about
joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere
they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and
a good time. If you can go somewhere where they
have all these things; that serves you well. You
are pure in heart.

 

[Abbey Normal]

Except for the roots, worms and insects, not too far off. :cof:

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21): You have a tendency to
develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite
gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you--old
friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and
insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
with today's fashions and trends. You're not
concerned with anything about today. You're almost
prehistoric in your interests and behavior
patterns. You probably want to marry another
Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky
mating possibility.

 

[no1tovote4]

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20): Are tough on the outside
but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous
influence. An older Okra can look back over his
life and see the seeds of his influence
everywhere. You can do something good each day if
you try.

 

[rtwngAvngr]

BURNING CROSS--

You believe in self pride and racial unity
YOu will not bow to multiculturalist liars which insist you're the only racist left in the world
You argue about affirmative action
you stand up to jews and their conniving ways

 

[Nienna]

I'm a grit.

 

[Nienna]

BURNING CROSS--

You believe in self pride and racial unity
YOu will not bow to multiculturalist liars which insist you're the only racist left in the world
You argue about affirmative action
you stand up to jews and their conniving ways

Hey! You cheated! That's not a Southern Sign! :spank3:

 

[rtwngAvngr]

Hey! You cheated! That's not a Southern Sign! :spank3:

BUSTED! :rotflmao:

 

[Said1]

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22): Always invite a
Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get
along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean,
should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life,
and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You
can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies

 

[no1tovote4]

BURNING CROSS--

You believe in self pride and racial unity
YOu will not bow to multiculturalist liars which insist you're the only racist left in the world
You argue about affirmative action
you stand up to jews and their conniving ways

I watched a show on the Aryan Brotherhood last night. They pledged to their race as a nation and spit on the US Flag before they burned a cross. Truly repugnant.

 

[Abbey Normal]

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22): Always invite a
Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get
along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean,
should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life,
and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You
can sit next to anybody. However, you, too,
shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies

I'm jealous! I wanted to be a butter bean. Who wouldn't want to be called such a cute name?