Here's an alternative:
COUPLE: We'd like a wedding cake for our wedding
BAKER: For your wedding? I don't bake cakes for gays.
COUPLE: See ya
Outside
COUPLE: What a prick, let's go to the baker down the street who wants our money
BTW, unless this is a different case than the one discussed before, they did actually want a cake shaped like a penis.
I have no idea what case Rotty was blathering about. In the recently ruled Masterpiece case, the couple ordered a wedding cake, not a penis cake. Unless the baker advertises that they make penis cakes, and there are plenty that do, there would be no lawsuit.
Interracial Couple: We'd like a wedding cake for our wedding
Baker: We don't bake for n words or n word lovers
Couple: See ya?
Muslim Couple: We'd like gas for our car please
Gas Station: We don't serve your kind
Couple: See ya?
I've not seen a single piece of legislation introduced anywhere that would repeal ALL public accommodation laws...I just see people bitching because in some places "the gheys" are included in them. Odd isn't it?