IsaacNewton
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- Jun 20, 2015
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You have to imagine. Listen, put your hand to your ear. Imagine the moment when conservatives realize Hillary Clinton will not be indicted for anything and is elected president, who will appoint at least three Supreme Court justices, and they'll have to see Bill Clinton in the White House again.
Imagine the sound they'll make. It will start in low, and begin to grow. And they'll puzzle and they'll puzzle. "It came without loss. It came without jail. It came without finding her secret email." And the Grinch will puzzle until his puzzler is sore. Then he'll think of something he hadn't before. Maybe America doesn't come from a store. Maybe America, perhaps, is a little bit more. Then their hearts will be light and...ahh who am I kidding. They'll lose their shit because this isn't a cartoon and their shriveled hearts won't grow at all and all the world in their minds will be misery.
The end.
Imagine the sound they'll make. It will start in low, and begin to grow. And they'll puzzle and they'll puzzle. "It came without loss. It came without jail. It came without finding her secret email." And the Grinch will puzzle until his puzzler is sore. Then he'll think of something he hadn't before. Maybe America doesn't come from a store. Maybe America, perhaps, is a little bit more. Then their hearts will be light and...ahh who am I kidding. They'll lose their shit because this isn't a cartoon and their shriveled hearts won't grow at all and all the world in their minds will be misery.
The end.