Imagine if Josef Stolen comes out, semi-comatose on 20mg of Xanax, and starts a stream of conscious beginning with molesting his teenage daughter in the shower, standing down while his crackhead spawn fucks his sister-in-law and takes nude pics of her 14-year old daughter while smoking crack, and then progresses to the curious acquisition of (7) multi-million dollar, opulent mansions on $175K/year.
We might actually learn something, and the entertainment value would be off the charts.
Alas, a Dim telling the truth is like dividing by zero.... or convincing them it's bad karma to rape children. Not gonna happen.