OldLady
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- Nov 16, 2015
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Nosiree. That Mary Magdalene was one tough bitch. I didn't get anywhere near him.When I went to Dick's Last Resort in Faneuil Hall they made me a hat that said "George Washington gave me my first kiss." BeatchaHow come everyone else gets cool songs and I get the Ballad of Davey Crockett?
I shoulda lied.
Just wanted to make you feel comfortable. We all know the Alamo you g down was hard on you. Especially since Santa Ana made y'all sit there and watch it all go down.
Stop lying about your age. We all know Jesus gave you your first kiss.