What Trump doesn't know about alligators, ergo the misnomer "Alligator Alcatraz"

[Carson]

It's in the middle of a *******

They just started bringing in the prisoners on July 2nd.

The real barrier is the miles and miles of swampy land surrounding the facility. If you get stuck or get injured, you will be alligator food.

Yeah, if you're a duck or a bird or a deer.
"""Since 1948, there have been nearly 500 alligator attacks on humans, with approximately 30 of those attacks resulting in fatalities."""
https://myfwc.com/media/zq0frjq0/alligator-bites.pdf

 

[Rigby5]

It's in the middle of a ******* swamp, meathead.

Actually the Everglades is not one big swamp, but dozens of little swamps.
If you know your way around, can easily walk right through it with out any difficulty.
And in fact, they cut off the main water source from Lake Okeechobee, so the Everglades are at risk of drying up.

 

[deannalw]

You realize there's a highway leaving from the camp back to civilization. And highway construction requires clear vision, shoulders, and drainage.
Which means any checkpoints to prevent detainees from just walking the highway out of there would be clearly visible, and they would only need to travel in the foliage to get around checkpoints. So their encounter with alligators would be minimal.

And then they find gold, meet a pretty princess and live happily ever after.

 

[ColonelAngus]

Trump said it's part of "the concept" of having this concentration camp in the Everglades, thinking the alligators will help contain any potential escapees. He's, as usual, ignorant of the facts.
"""The chances of a Florida resident being seriously injured in an unprovoked alligator attack are estimated to be one in 3.1 million,..."

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We used to live on a lake in Florida with an alligator for many years and all we ever saw of him when we were canoeing was the flash of his tail about 25 feet away after he saw us coming. They are very shy and they prefer ducks and fish for food, rather than humans.

If you've seen the occasional video on FB of an alligator in a neighborhood of houses, it is usually migrating to a new location because its territory has been infringed upon with construction or another alligator invading its space. They don't share territories.

So smirk away, you sick sadistic "emperor", but the alligators aren't going to be your gladiators.

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What a pathetic reach.

Alligator Alcatraz is a NAME.

I-75 between Naples and Ft Lauderdale is called Alligator Alley.

If you pull off the road, alligators will not eat you.

What a waste of time to say ACTUALLY…..Alligators won’t eat you if you leave this air strip.

******* DERP!

There must be a better way to spend time other than writing this kind of tripe.

 

[Rigby5]

You should hike across the everglades, then, with a sign that says "Trump Sux."

I'd bet you'd go viral in no time!

There are not many people there, so that would not be a productive place to carry a sign.

 

[Carson]

You should hike across the everglades, then, with a sign that says "Trump Sux."

I'd bet you'd go viral in no time!

Oops, you did it again, sock-boi.

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What a maroon.

But hey. Thanks.

I'm just so pleased you've taken the time to release your lips from Trump's ass for a few minutes and respond to my OP.

 

[meaner gene]

Yeah. All prison escapees walk along side the highways.

Unless they ask a cop for a ride or something.

Prisons do frequent head counts, to know when somebody is missing. Alligator Alcatraz plans to use minimal guards, and communal tents, making frequent head counts impossible.
Of course they put guard booths all along the highway, but there's the problem of people sneaking around at night.
Since if they hear something moving in the bushes, they don't know if it's an escapee, or an alligator.

 

[Orangecat]

Trump picked it up and ran with it and doesn’t realize how stupid he sounds

What's really stupid is how much it triggers dumbasses like yourself.

 

[Carson]

Oh, so in other words President Trump said something that hurt your feelings.

You MAGAs are the most unimaginative cliché-piling dullards.

 

[Rigby5]

Ignorance is using the words concentration camp which is where the Nazis took rounded up primarily but not exclusively Jews for extermination to describe a detention center to house criminal illegal aliens for deportation.

Wrong.
What Hitler had were huge work camps, and tiny death camps.
Work camps were for people of questionable loyalty but capable of working in the factories there.
Death camps only had room for the guards and nothing else.
They were for extermination, but not a single one was ever captured, so we know little about them.

 

[Carson]

What's really stupid is how much it triggers dumbasses like yourself.

Yes, Trump saying he would be dictator for just one day was just another lie, now wasn't it? **** due process. **** the Posse Comitatus Act. **** the federal judges. He's got you MAGAs neutered and spayed. Tell me, what does boot polish taste like?

 

[Rigby5]

As usual, wrong on all counts.

Thanks for making up your shit on the fly again, Ragby.

Its a quote, so how could I be "making up" what I quoted?

 

[MarathonMike]

They just started bringing in the prisoners on July 2nd.

Yeah, if you're a duck or a bird or a deer.
"""Since 1948, there have been nearly 500 alligator attacks on humans, with approximately 30 of those attacks resulting in fatalities."""
https://myfwc.com/media/zq0frjq0/alligator-bites.pdf

Make your font bigger, it makes you smarter. LOL Again the point is the many miles of swampy land that is full of hazards including alligators. Thus the "Alcatraz" reference.

 

[deannalw]

Yes, Trump saying he would be dictator for just one day was just another lie, now wasn't it? **** due process. **** the Posse Comitatus Act. **** the federal judges. He's got you MAGAs neutered and spayed. Tell me, what does boot polish taste like?

You need valium

 

[Seymour Flops]

I'm just so pleased you've taken the time to release your lips from Trump's ass for a few minutes and respond to my OP.

Well you got me. Congratulation to whoever you really are.

Buh-bye . . .

 

[theHawk]

You MAGAs are the most unimaginative cliché-piling dullards.

You TDS infected retards are so predictable.

 

[Meister]

Trump picked it up and ran with it and doesn’t realize how stupid he sounds when he says that’s the concept. But Trump doesn’t know the difference between transgenic mice and transgender mice. I guess you missed that one too. Fox never airs the good stuff.

Carson, or whoever sock you are, is this really all you have with Trump?
The guy has kicked you and your ilk's ass from here to hell and back. And
all you have is Alligator Alcatraz????

Carry on, son.

 

[Meister]

Yes, Trump saying he would be dictator for just one day was just another lie, now wasn't it? **** due process. **** the Posse Comitatus Act. **** the federal judges. He's got you MAGAs neutered and spayed. Tell me, what does boot polish taste like?

So you trolling your own thread again?????
You are pathetic

 

[tyroneweaver]

Trump said it's part of "the concept" of having this concentration camp in the Everglades, thinking the alligators will help contain any potential escapees. He's, as usual, ignorant of the facts.
"""The chances of a Florida resident being seriously injured in an unprovoked alligator attack are estimated to be one in 3.1 million,..."

View attachment 1132803

We used to live on a lake in Florida with an alligator for many years and all we ever saw of him when we were canoeing was the flash of his tail about 25 feet away after he saw us coming. They are very shy and they prefer ducks and fish for food, rather than humans.

If you've seen the occasional video on FB of an alligator in a neighborhood of houses, it is usually migrating to a new location because its territory has been infringed upon with construction or another alligator invading its space. They don't share territories.

So smirk away, you sick sadistic "emperor", but the alligators aren't going to be your gladiators.

Gator Tales: Debunking Alligator Myths - The Black Hammock

You have most likely heard certain misinterpretations of gators and their behavior. That’s why, today, we’ve compiled 5 of the most popular myths about alligators. Read on to uncover the truth behind these myths and get to know this unique Florida resident on a deeper level.

www.theblackhammock.com

There's no more apprehensions at the border, so it must be working

 

[toobfreak]

The chances of a Florida resident being seriously injured in an unprovoked alligator attack are estimated to be one in 3.1 million,...

Let us know when you traverse the swamp there then. Put up or shut up.

Years ago, a commercial airline went down in the Everglades, it took a really long time to discover it, find the crash site and find a way out to the location as there are no roads nearby.

By the time they got there, most of the survivors had all been eaten by crocodiles.