What NOT to do in a grocery store!!!

[Dr.Destructo]

15 Things You Should Never Do at the Grocery Store

These are among the worst offenses the average shopper might unknowingly be guilty of at the grocery store.

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Do NOT enter the EXIT door, and don't exit the ENTER door!!! SOOOO many fuktarded people can't even grasp this SIMPLE, BASIC CONCEPT!!!

People coming OUT of a building or a doorway HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY.

If YOU can't handle your little brats, what makes you think anybody in a store does??

Teach your brats "if you aren't buying it, DO NOT TOUCH IT"!!

NEVER CUT IN FRONT OF SOMEBODY! In line checking out, or when they are looking for something on a shelf!!!
WAIT YOUR GODDAMNED TURN!!!!

If you LEAVE your basket/buggy/cart and walk off......fully expect ME to hide it from you!!! ESPECIALLY if its in the middle of the aisle!!!!

If you have a problem, take it to the SERVICE DESK AFTER CHECKOUT. Don't harass the cashier, they don't have any authority to help you, unless they are management.

WATCH when you exit a side aisle onto the main one and DO NOT cut somebody off!

DO NOT park your buggy/basket behind somebody ELSES vehicle when you are loading your vehicle!

And NEVER, EVER park in the FIRE LANE for ANY reason!!! The FIRE LANES ARE FOR EMERGENCY VEHICLES ONLY!!!
Not your narcissistic fat, lazy ass!!! MINOR exceptions are QUICKLY dropping someone off or QUICKLY picking someone up and GETTING OUT OF THE WAY.

And if you can't park legally and safely BETWEEN the lines.........expect to purposely get DINGED, SCRATCHED, SPIT ON, DIRTY DIAPERS SMEARED ON YOUR VEHICLE, FLAT TIRES, CRACKED WINDOWS, or many other retalitory measures from pissed off people who KNOW how to properly park a vehicle.

 

[Unkotare]

15 Things You Should Never Do at the Grocery Store

These are among the worst offenses the average shopper might unknowingly be guilty of at the grocery store.

www.aol.com

Do NOT enter the EXIT door, and don't exit the ENTER door!!! SOOOO many fuktarded people can't even grasp this SIMPLE, BASIC CONCEPT!!!

People coming OUT of a building or a doorway HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY.

If YOU can't handle your little brats, what makes you think anybody in a store does??

Teach your brats "if you aren't buying it, DO NOT TOUCH IT"!!

NEVER CUT IN FRONT OF SOMEBODY! In line checking out, or when they are looking for something on a shelf!!!
WAIT YOUR GODDAMNED TURN!!!!

If you LEAVE your basket/buggy/cart and walk off......fully expect ME to hide it from you!!! ESPECIALLY if its in the middle of the aisle!!!!

If you have a problem, take it to the SERVICE DESK AFTER CHECKOUT. Don't harass the cashier, they don't have any authority to help you, unless they are management.

WATCH when you exit a side aisle onto the main one and DO NOT cut somebody off!

DO NOT park your buggy/basket behind somebody ELSES vehicle when you are loading your vehicle!

And NEVER, EVER park in the FIRE LANE for ANY reason!!! The FIRE LANES ARE FOR EMERGENCY VEHICLES ONLY!!!
Not your narcissistic fat, lazy ass!!! MINOR exceptions are QUICKLY dropping someone off or QUICKLY picking someone up and GETTING OUT OF THE WAY.

And if you can't park legally and safely BETWEEN the lines.........expect to purposely get DINGED, SCRATCHED, SPIT ON, DIRTY DIAPERS SMEARED ON YOUR VEHICLE, FLAT TIRES, CRACKED WINDOWS, or many other retalitory measures from pissed off people who KNOW how to properly park a vehicle.

Congratulations on having such a trouble-free life that THIS is what sends you into a hissy fit.

 

[Thunk]

Do NOT enter the EXIT door, and don't exit the ENTER door!!!

DO NOT stand in the fucking doorway checking your precious cell phone! I will smash you with my cart!

 

[Thunk]

I was in the check-out line the other day & I swear the girl infront of me shit her pants.

I tried to endure...but I couldn't...I had to go find another check out lane.

DO NOT shit yourself in the grocery store check-out lane!!!

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

Congratulations on having such a trouble-free life that THIS is what sends you into a hissy fit.

Yeah, and it is common for folks to be a tad outside the white line in a parking lot. We can exit the enter door and vice versa
Been doing that since a child. There are times when you have to leave your cart behind. People who hide it from you before you come back are assholes. I also enter the door when people exit. It makes the flow more efficient. Also we can enter and exit the Isles at the same time if the person is entering. You have plenty of room.

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

I was in the check-out line the other day & I swear the girl infront of me shit her pants.

I tried to endure...but I couldn't...I had to go find another check out lane.

DO NOT shit yourself in the grocery store check-out lane!!!

I have seen people puke on the floor anywhere in the store. Even on produce. That's disgusting!

 

[Thunk]

I have seen people puke on the floor anywhere in the store. Even on produce.

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I used to get chicken salad from the deli...one day a server behind the counter had a sore on her thumb, didn't wear plastic gloves & bled into my chicken salad as she dished it up...even left a few drops of blood on the lid.

I set the container down in the gourmet cheese section & NEVER went to the deli section again! EVER!

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

I used to get chicken salad from the deli...one day a server behind the counter had a sore on her thumb, didn't wear plastic gloves & bled into my chicken salad as she dished it up...even left a few drops of blood on the lid.

I set the container down in the gourmet cheese section & NEVER went to the deli section again! EVER!

I have seen obviously sick people also sneeze on produce. Nobody wants puke, blood, or boogers in their food.

 

[mudwhistle]

15 Things You Should Never Do at the Grocery Store

These are among the worst offenses the average shopper might unknowingly be guilty of at the grocery store.

www.aol.com

Do NOT enter the EXIT door, and don't exit the ENTER door!!! SOOOO many fuktarded people can't even grasp this SIMPLE, BASIC CONCEPT!!!

People coming OUT of a building or a doorway HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY.

If YOU can't handle your little brats, what makes you think anybody in a store does??

Teach your brats "if you aren't buying it, DO NOT TOUCH IT"!!

NEVER CUT IN FRONT OF SOMEBODY! In line checking out, or when they are looking for something on a shelf!!!
WAIT YOUR GODDAMNED TURN!!!!

If you LEAVE your basket/buggy/cart and walk off......fully expect ME to hide it from you!!! ESPECIALLY if its in the middle of the aisle!!!!

If you have a problem, take it to the SERVICE DESK AFTER CHECKOUT. Don't harass the cashier, they don't have any authority to help you, unless they are management.

WATCH when you exit a side aisle onto the main one and DO NOT cut somebody off!

DO NOT park your buggy/basket behind somebody ELSES vehicle when you are loading your vehicle!

And NEVER, EVER park in the FIRE LANE for ANY reason!!! The FIRE LANES ARE FOR EMERGENCY VEHICLES ONLY!!!
Not your narcissistic fat, lazy ass!!! MINOR exceptions are QUICKLY dropping someone off or QUICKLY picking someone up and GETTING OUT OF THE WAY.

And if you can't park legally and safely BETWEEN the lines.........expect to purposely get DINGED, SCRATCHED, SPIT ON, DIRTY DIAPERS SMEARED ON YOUR VEHICLE, FLAT TIRES, CRACKED WINDOWS, or many other retalitory measures from pissed off people who KNOW how to properly park a vehicle.

Bah....Humbug.

 

[Shawnee_b]

Don't lay a fart in the meat isle and loudly proclaim "smells like some spoiled meat in the cold case"

 

[jotathought]

I hate when customers are getting produce, experiencing problems opening the little produce bags, and deciding to lick their fingers to open the bag right before rooting through the produce (e.g., spinach, cilantro, etc.).

I always use the residual moisture from the produce misting system to open a stubborn produce bag.

DO NOT lick your fingers while perusing the produce.

 

[Thunk]

Don't lay a fart in the meat isle

Do it in the saur kraut aisle

 

[whitehall]

Grocery store etiquette advice aimed at normal people while inner city thugs are stripping everything off shelves to the point that they have to put milk and eggs behind locked glass. Yeah right.

 

[Dr.Destructo]

I have seen obviously sick people also sneeze on produce. Nobody wants puke, blood, or boogers in their food.

You know what makes me sick? People picking up something like grapes or an apple and eating it RIGHT THERE IN THE STORE!!!

Do you know how many people have handled that? Over 200 people!!!! From farmers to pickers to packers, to handlers and inspection people, to sorters and repackers..........and the list goes on and on and on.................

All those people with DIRTY hands who've gotten dirty from gawd knows what.

I NEVER eat "fresh" anything until after I've washed and sanatized it!!!!

 

[Thunk]

People picking up something like grapes or an apple and eating it RIGHT THERE IN THE STORE!!!

My brother had a friend who would get bread, cheese, ham, mustard...and make himself a friggan sammich in the store & eat it in the store while he tossed other items in the cart.

Then he'd just abandon the cart & leave with nothing

 

[JOSweetHeart]

I saw the list and I will admit that I have left the register to run off and grab something that I forgot, but I do actually run off to get it so that I do not take as long to get back, but it's been a long time since the last time that I have done that. Most of the time, I just use the self-checkout space, and right now I only have one memory of ever leaving to get something that I forgot, but the good thing then is that the store wasn't busy and so there wasn't even a line for the self-checkout area then.

God bless you always!!!

Holly

 

[Mr Natural]

You know what makes me sick? People picking up something like grapes or an apple and eating it RIGHT THERE IN THE STORE!!!

Do you know how many people have handled that? Over 200 people!!!! From farmers to pickers to packers, to handlers and inspection people, to sorters and repackers..........and the list goes on and on and on.................

All those people with DIRTY hands who've gotten dirty from gawd knows what.

I NEVER eat "fresh" anything until after I've washed and sanatized it!!!!

Keeps the immune system active and alert.

 

[DakotaKai_fan20]

You know what makes me sick? People picking up something like grapes or an apple and eating it RIGHT THERE IN THE STORE!!!

Do you know how many people have handled that? Over 200 people!!!! From farmers to pickers to packers, to handlers and inspection people, to sorters and repackers..........and the list goes on and on and on.................

All those people with DIRTY hands who've gotten dirty from gawd knows what.

I NEVER eat "fresh" anything until after I've washed and sanatized it!!!!

I have seen people eating produce from parents not caring what their children do, to adults who know better eating said produce. If you want to eat it, pay for it first.