What is the worst line you have used to get the attention of the opposite sex?

"Hey, baby, mind if I try out my bowling grip?"
 
In my younger days I once told a girl, "How about if we don't waste all this time and energy with all this flirting and dating sappy bullshit and just get straight to the ******* because that was the intention all along." Needless to say, the precious darling walked out of the room without saying another word to me.
 
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