What is the worst line you have used to get the attention of the opposite sex?

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Let's get horizontal was my corniest. Wouldn't have the nerve to use that now but it was a fun icebreaker in my early 20's.
 
Oh shit, I've used so many horrible ones I don't know which would be the worst. Everything from the corny "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?" on down.
 
Oh shit, I've used so many horrible ones I don't know which would be the worst. Everything from the corny "I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?" on down.
I've never heard that one. That might actually work at 50 lol
 
You’re under arrest.

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"You have the prettiest teeth I've ever come across..."
 
Excuse me. Would you have my children please...
 
Is there a cellphone in your backpocket? Cause that ass is calling me!
 
Let's get horizontal was my corniest. Wouldn't have the nerve to use that now but it was a fun icebreaker in my early 20's.

Well, I got started in elementary school with a French transfer student...so I dedicated a song to her on the local radio. A song by Diamond Rio I think. Dumped me a few months later.

I would have simply settled for the Toblerone.
 
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Just loved the guy who leaned over near the door on the porch when I went into the kitchen in my group house when I went through the door and took a bite out of my ass through my jeans and panties, leaving bruising. He used to ask me when we were getting married. Pfft!
 
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