What if...

[uscitizen]

Tina Fey changed her name to Sarah Palin and ran for president?

 

[Terry]

Let me put it this way, I never heard of Tina Fey until Sarah Palin so I think that Fey owes Palin a great deal.

 

[JW Frogen]

I love playing historical "what if?"

My favorite is "what if Eleanor Roosevelt's nipples could transmit the Emperor Tojo's thoughts to radio?"

Do you think Lucy Mercer might have been out of a job?

 

[Lumpy 1]

What if... Obama was actually slightly left of center...

 

[JW Frogen]

What if Indianna Jones found Aldolph Hilter's lost testicle in the Temple of Doom?

 

[Lumpy 1]

What if... Frogen came home early from the bar and found uscitizen sitting at his kitchen table?

 

[JW Frogen]

Is Unny a man or a woman?

Is Unny naked on my table?

And most importantly of all, does Unny know if the Nazis have found the lost Yeti of the Amazon?

 

[Sarah G]

Tina Fey changed her name to Sarah Palin and ran for president?

Then Palin would get credit for being smart.

 

[Lumpy 1]

What if...xsited1 was a mild mannered reporter working for the, "Daily Planet".. ?

 

[jillian]

Tina Fey changed her name to Sarah Palin and ran for president?

then sarah palin's IQ would go up about 100 points.

 

[JW Frogen]

What if...xsited1 was a mild mannered reporter working for the, "Daily Planet".. ?

Then I would advise him to tag Louis' lane before Superman gets a crack at that.

 

[uscitizen]

Whats for supper JW?

Want me to bring a bottle of single malt?

And I will not be Naked.

 

[masquerade]

What if the Palin haters went a whole day without pleasuring in smear?

 

[uscitizen]

Hating Palin?

Hardly, why would I hate such a good source of entertainment?

 

[Lumpy 1]

Whats for supper JW?

Want me to bring a bottle of single malt?

And I will not be Naked.

Oh heck.. what if.... I brought the tequila

 

[jillian]

What if the Palin haters went a whole day without pleasuring in smear?

i'd save that advice for the obama-haters if i were you.

i can't speak for anyone else. but i don't hate her. however, as long as you rightwingnut loons think she's all that, we'll keep making fun of her (and you) like y'all deserve.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

What if the numbers for the next powerball were 3,7,34,40,52 and the power was 16.


I would rent out the vault at the Federal reserve here downtown and swim naked through it.

 

[Big Black Dog]

What if? What if? What if? I love Sarah Palin. She's cute. She's smart. She can draw a crowd. And I believe that most of what she says is true. Pile all of that on top of knowing how to field dress a moose and you have a terrific woman there. I dare say that inspite of all the fun being poked at her, she is just as qualifed, if not more, than the dip-shit we have in office now. Besides, she'd look better on national tv than Owe Bama does.

 

[Lumpy 1]

What if? What if? What if? I love Sarah Palin. She's cute. She's smart. She can draw a crowd. And I believe that most of what she says is true. Pile all of that on top of knowing how to field dress a moose and you have a terrific woman there. I dare say that inspite of all the fun being poked at her, she is just as qualifed, if not more, than the dip-shit we have in office now. Besides, she'd look better on national tv than Owe Bama does.

I agree with you, my only problem is when she does that high pitched thing with her voice, it makes are dogs bark..

 

[Sofus]

Tina Fey changed her name to Sarah Palin and ran for president?

She would win and is the smarter Sarah Palin?