What Have You Done?

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What have you done that you think perhaps no one else here has done?
 
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no one else here has done?

Breathed through my lungs?

No one else has breathed through those...or used my other vital organs.

Other than things that are distinctly me, or mine, as in body...I don't think there is.

I have been all over the world...but there were always others there...and before me.

Anything and everything i have ever done, has been previously accomplished.
 
What have you done that you think perhaps no one else here has done?

I walk 47 miles of barbed wire,
I use a cobra-snake for a necktie,
I got a brand new house on the roadside,
Made from rattlesnake hide,
I got a brand new chimney made on top,
Made out of a human skull,
Now come on take a walk with me, Arlene,
And tell me, Who Do You Love?

Oh wait....someone already did that. Nevermind.

Let's see...hotwired a bulldozer and took it for a joyride. Knocked the regulator off a full 250 gallon propane tank with a big hammer. Stole a VW. Took a 13-way hit of acid once and didn't who I was for a few days. Sat around a table and smoked crack at 3 AM, with four Black West Dallas street thugs.

Probably some other shit that I won't mention, because I'm not sure how long the statute of limitations is.

Do I win a prize or something?
 

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