What Would Jesus Do Without Experts?
"Experts Ask: How Would Jesus Vote?"--headline, Minneapolis Star Tribune, Aug. 18
Guess We Won't Have One Then
"Sex Change Can Cause Headache"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 18
What Would We Do Without Canadian Studies?
"How to Maximize Life Satisfaction: Canadian Study Shows Cheerfulness Helps, Depression Hurts"--headline and subheadline, WebMD Medical News, Aug. 18
You Don't Say
"A Beer Guy Can't Go Wrong Having a Vacation That Starts and Ends With a Good Brew" --headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Aug. 17
So Darwin Was Right
"Keizer Police Have Evolved Since 1984" --headline, Salem (Ore.) Statesman Journal, Aug. 19
Looks as if It's the Roach Motel for Mardi Gras
"Termites Shutter Hotel for Six Months" --headline, New Orleans Times-Picayune, Aug. 19
LMAO!!!
