Whacky Headlines

[Annie]

Usually there is more news, but what the heck:

http://www.opinionjournal.com/best/?id=110005498

What Would Jesus Do Without Experts?
"Experts Ask: How Would Jesus Vote?"--headline, Minneapolis Star Tribune, Aug. 18

Guess We Won't Have One Then
"Sex Change Can Cause Headache"--headline, Reuters, Aug. 18

What Would We Do Without Canadian Studies?
"How to Maximize Life Satisfaction: Canadian Study Shows Cheerfulness Helps, Depression Hurts"--headline and subheadline, WebMD Medical News, Aug. 18

You Don't Say
"A Beer Guy Can't Go Wrong Having a Vacation That Starts and Ends With a Good Brew" --headline, Asheville (N.C.) Citizen-Times, Aug. 17

So Darwin Was Right
"Keizer Police Have Evolved Since 1984" --headline, Salem (Ore.) Statesman Journal, Aug. 19

Looks as if It's the Roach Motel for Mardi Gras
"Termites Shutter Hotel for Six Months" --headline, New Orleans Times-Picayune, Aug. 19

 

[UsaPride]

ROTFL!!!

"How to Maximize Life Satisfaction: Canadian Study Shows Cheerfulness Helps, Depression Hurts"--

So that's what I'm doing wrong, LMAO!!!