Welcome To TPA

[strollingbones]

WELCOME TO TPA
(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)

We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business to protect=you!
We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOM=S or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS!!!

Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.

AND, If a Muslim sees a naked=woman, he is obliged to commit suicide - so please forward?!

 

[jillian]

I hope they put paper on the seats.

 

[Gatekeeper]

I hope they put paper on the seats.

With all those guys, I'll pass, I'd need some Pepto Bismol and anti-acid tabs and blinders. Last thing I need is looking at guys that look like ads for the Dead Sea Scrolls parchment paper company.The stewardess isn't too bad at the end, oh, of the isle, however.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

I think I'd rather walk