WEATHER RULES
1) When it too Cold, that's just Weather.
2) When its too Hot, that's Global Warming, and it is the *Republican's fault.
3) When its too Cold for a long time, that's Climate change, and it is just a bad as Global Warming, and also the *Republican's fault.
*Republicans Fault: The pompous ass Turds in the north, Democrats, actually Bolsheviks, whose are burning the shit out of natural gas and heating oil to keep from freezing to death--and thus causing all the Global Warming---yet it is still the fault of the Republicans in the Heartland because they find the oil and gas which keeps the cocksuckers in the North from freezing to death.
4) When you give a Climatologist a Federal Obama Grant to find something wrong with the Climate--there is a 100% chance that he will find something wrong, and also a 100% chance he will find that it is the Republican's Fault.
5) Hypocrisy, thy Name is Democrat.