DarkFury
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When I decided to move when I retired I picked the MOST conservative county I could find. The democrat ones are loaded with drugs and crime as we all know.
I chose Maricopa County in Arizona, home of "tent city" and Joe Arpiao.
People take jail for real here unlike the more democrat areas north or west of us.
Certain luxury's you simply do not get here like electric or running water. NO smokes/playboy/weight rooms or even meat to eat. Fruits and veggies are cheaper to feed convicts and many would argue better for them.
IF you behave for 30 days you can work yourself up to being on a chain gang. And to show we are NOT sexist we have chain gangs for men and women. We would have had them for kids but Holder sued us for trying. We do not WANT want your stay to be comfortable. We want misery NOT because we are mean but because we do want you back.
It has been said by many we run the four largest jail in the world and do not put the drunk drivers in better quarters then the murderers or rapists. Why should we? Anyway yes you ARE given pink underwear and yes conditions are sparse on a good day. You get one foam roll and one THIN blanket.
You DO live in tents with no heat or air so if it's 120f well it's just a warm day. Your tent area is bordered by out houses and dog food canneries and of course the dump. So on a hot day a breeze is not always a good thing. It's crime prevention stats are really pretty good when you look at the requests for early release. Convicts BEG to be released early and PROMISE never to even think of coming back.
Needless to say we d NOT have early release and behaving good is how you work up to the chain gang. If the judge gives you six months you DO six months. Justice is NOT about making an easy life for convicts, justice is about making safe areas for CITIZENS.
So come on down, we WILL leave the torch lit for you!
Simple clean honest logic for you folks.
I chose Maricopa County in Arizona, home of "tent city" and Joe Arpiao.
People take jail for real here unlike the more democrat areas north or west of us.
Certain luxury's you simply do not get here like electric or running water. NO smokes/playboy/weight rooms or even meat to eat. Fruits and veggies are cheaper to feed convicts and many would argue better for them.
IF you behave for 30 days you can work yourself up to being on a chain gang. And to show we are NOT sexist we have chain gangs for men and women. We would have had them for kids but Holder sued us for trying. We do not WANT want your stay to be comfortable. We want misery NOT because we are mean but because we do want you back.
It has been said by many we run the four largest jail in the world and do not put the drunk drivers in better quarters then the murderers or rapists. Why should we? Anyway yes you ARE given pink underwear and yes conditions are sparse on a good day. You get one foam roll and one THIN blanket.
You DO live in tents with no heat or air so if it's 120f well it's just a warm day. Your tent area is bordered by out houses and dog food canneries and of course the dump. So on a hot day a breeze is not always a good thing. It's crime prevention stats are really pretty good when you look at the requests for early release. Convicts BEG to be released early and PROMISE never to even think of coming back.
Needless to say we d NOT have early release and behaving good is how you work up to the chain gang. If the judge gives you six months you DO six months. Justice is NOT about making an easy life for convicts, justice is about making safe areas for CITIZENS.
So come on down, we WILL leave the torch lit for you!
Simple clean honest logic for you folks.