WD-40 fixes everything....

[JOKER96BRAVO]

LONDON (Reuters) - The makers of the handy spray lubricant WD-40 proudly
list 2,000 uses for their product, from unsticking rusty screws or squeaky
bicycle chains to polishing frying pans.

But British police have found another -- keeping the public from snorting
cocaine off toilet lids in bars.
See Here

 

[5stringJeff]

Excellent! I'd love to see some crackhead take a snort of WD-40 infused coke...

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Excellent! I'd love to see some crackhead take a snort of WD-40 infused coke...

I knew a guy in school who shot up carburetor cleaner,
cause he though it would get him high. Oddly enough it didn't kill him.

 

[Hobbit]

You need only 2 things in your toolbox, duct tape and WD-40. If it's stuck and shouldn't be, WD-40 it. If it's unstuck and should be, duct tape it. It's all you need.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

You need only 2 things in your toolbox, duct tape and WD-40. If it's stuck and shouldn't be, WD-40 it. If it's unstuck and should be, duct tape it. It's all you need.

and a hammer...
they fix everything!

 

[no1tovote4]

I knew a guy in school who shot up carburetor cleaner,
cause he though it would get him high. Oddly enough it didn't kill him.

I had friends that would ingest nearly anything if they thought it might get them high. I just stuck to the old standby "MJ". Ahem.

 

[no1tovote4]

and a hammer...
they fix everything!

don't forget the vice grips and butter knife.

Duct tape, WD-40, hammer, vice grips, butter knife.

One complete tool box!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

I had friends that would ingest nearly anything if they thought it might get them high. I just stuck to the old standby "MJ". Ahem.

We had a kid in grade school sniff some pixy sticks and it burned a hole in the
side of his nostril.
He had a little bubble of skin covering the hole and you could see in his nose.
:shocked:

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

don't forget the vice grips and butter knife.

Duct tape, WD-40, hammer, vice grips, butter knife.

One complete tool box!

Well an ex-military man would also have a roll of 100mph tape
and some cammo spray paint that they "acquired" while they were in.

 

[CSM]

Well an ex-military man would also have a roll of 100mph tape
and some cammo spray paint that they "acquired" while they were in.

and parachute cord...gotta have that!

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

and parachute cord...gotta have that!

damn....
I knew I forgot something...
I got some 5/50 cord at my house too.

 

[CSM]

damn....
I knew I forgot something...
I got some 5/50 cord at my house too.

Who doesn't??? Maybe some Navy guy or something, that I can understand.

 

[Joz]

I think that's a really important thing to know about WD-40. Great stuff.

But why is the 'perfect toolbox"'s items increasing?

So far we have: WD-40/ duct tape/ hammer/ vice gripe/ butter knife/100mph tape/ cammo spray/ parachute cord.

Those last three, I have laying all over the house!?!

 

[CSM]

....
Those last three, I have laying all over the house!?!

If you're ex military you do! I also found that WD-40 is great for removing paint and grease from your hands...

 

[Joz]

If you're ex military you do!

But I'm not.....

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Take a look at post #9
That's how the military tool box got started.

 

[Joz]

Take a look at post #9
That's how the military tool box got started.

My point being.....I'm not military. Does that mean I'll never have the perfect box (tool)?

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

My point being.....I'm not military. Does that mean I'll never have the perfect box (tool)?

no...
You can have the perfect "box"
you just can't have the perfect military tool box.

 

[Joz]

no...
You can have the perfect "box"
you just can't have the perfect military tool box.

Well, I don't like being discriminated against.

 

[CSM]

My point being.....I'm not military. Does that mean I'll never have the perfect box (tool)?

Well, you could take a trip to the local Army-Navy store...might come close.

(I was going to add something about the perfect box tool but....)