You poor, dumb, gaslighted sap.
It takes no figuring to see Trump is retarded.
"When the alternative is nothing bad can happen, let's do it now. Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen." - President Aseddurassademminafend
“We’re building a wall on the border of New Mexico. And we’re building a wall in Colorado." - Donald Trump, selling out Arizona.
"Biden is not the sharpest bulb." - Donald Trump, the brightest knife in the drawer.
“We’re gonna get the drug prices down — not 30 or 40 percent, which would be great. Not 50 or 60, no. We’re gonna get them down 1,000 percent, 600 percent, 500 percent, 1,500 percent. Numbers that are not even thought to be achievable.” - Donald Trump, math wizard
"So, supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light, and I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but you’re going to test it. And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. And I think you said you’re going to test that too. Sounds interesting, right? And then I see the disinfectant, where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute. And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning, because you see it gets in the lungs and it does a tremendous number on the lungs." - Donald Trump, epidemiologist
Speaking to Modi: "It's not like you've got China on your border." - Donald Trump, ace diplomat
On Puerto Rico: "This is an island surrounded by water. Big water. Ocean water." - Donald Trump, geography teacher
"We have a lot of lumber. We freed it up, as you know, last week. We're freeing it up so that you can actually cut down a tree without being given the death penalty." - Donald Trump, forestry expert.
"In 1917 they say, right? The great the great pandemic certainly was a terrible thing where they lost anywhere from fifty to a hundred million people. Probably ended the Second World War. All the soldiers were sick." - Donald Trump, lost in time.
"An old fashioned term that we use, 'groceries.' I used it on the campaign. It's such an old-fashioned term, but a beautiful term. Groceries. It says a bag with different things in it." - Donald Trump, Groceries: a bag with different things in it
“I haven’t used the word ‘groceries.’ It’s like an old-fashioned word, but really it’s not. And people understand it.” - Donald Trump, patron of simple people
"Very simple word, groceries. Like almost — you know, who uses the word? I started using the word — the groceries.” - Donald Trump, bringing back the word "the groceries"
“And you go, ‘person, woman, man, camera, TV.’ They say, ‘That’s amazing. How did you do that?’" - Donald Trump, amazing 5-word memorizer.
“When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didn’t do any testing, we would have very few cases.” - Donald Trump, very stable genius
‘I don’t kid’: Trump says he wasn’t joking about slowing coronavirus testing
President Donald Trump on Tuesday insisted he was serious when he revealed that he had directed his administration to slow coronavirus testing in the United States, shattering the defenses of senior White House aides who argued Trump’s remarks were made in jest.
“I don’t kid. Let me just tell you. Let me make it clear,” Trump told reporters, when pressed on whether his comments at a campaign event Saturday in Tulsa, Okla., were intended as a joke.
"Think of it, magnets. Now all I know about magnets is this, give me a glass of water, let me drop it on the magnets, that's the end of the magnets." - Donald Trump, physicist
“In June of 1775, the Continental Congress created a unified army out of the revolutionary forces encamped around Boston and New York, named after the great George Washington, commander in chief. The Continental Army suffered a bitter winter of Valley Forge, found glory across the waters of the Delaware and seized victory from Cornwallis at Yorktown. Our army manned the air, it ranned the ramparts, it took over the airports, it did everything it had to do, and at Fort McHenry, under the rockets’ red glare, it had nothing but victory." - Donald Trump, American Revolution historian
"So many mistakes were made. See, there was something I think could have been negotiated, to be honest with you. I think you could’ve negotiated that. All the people died, so many people died." - Donald Trump, Civil War historian
"The Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable — it was so much and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. It represented such a big portion of the success of this country. Gettysburg, wow." - Donald Trump, Gettysburg Wow
"So I said, 'Let me ask you a question.' And he said, 'Nobody ever asked this question, and it must be because of MIT, my relationship to MIT,' very smart. I say, 'What would happen if the boat sank from its weight and you’re in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery’s underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?' By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately. Do you notice that? A lot of shark… I watched some guys justifying it today. 'Well, they weren’t really that angry. They bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were not hungry, but they misunderstood who she was.' These people are crazy. He said, 'There’s no problem with sharks. They just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming now who really got decimated and other people too,' a lot of shark attacks. So I said, 'So there’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, and water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?' Because I will tell you he didn’t know the answer. He said, 'Nobody’s ever asked me that question.' I said, 'I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.' But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark.' - Donald Trump, galeophobia sufferer
"He's a ******* moron." - Trump's Secretary of State
"He's a dope." - Trump's National Security Advisor
"He's an idiot." - Trump's White House Chief of Staff
"He's dumb as shit." - Trump's chief economic advisor
"Trump won’t read anything — not one-page memos, not the brief policy papers; nothing. He gets up halfway through meetings with world leaders because he is bored.” - Trump's chief economic advisor
“I got as far as the Fourth Amendment before his finger is pulling down on his lip and his eyes are rolling back in his head.” - Trump campaign aide on trying to teach Trump about the Constitution
"He's a demonic force. - Tucker Carlson
"He's a ******* idiot. - Rupert Murdoch
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"Smart people don't like me." Donald Trump, experiencing a moment of clarity.
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