Warning! Reading this thread will make you gay!

[Ravi]

In an infamous moment at the Values Voter Summit over the weekend, captured on video by Dave Weigel, Sen. Tom Coburn's (R-OK) chief of staff Michael Schwartz made the case against pornography. "All pornography is homosexual pornography," said Schwartz, quoting an ex-gay friend of his, "because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards."
Schwartz then explained the side benefit of this finding -- that if boys know pornography will make them gay, they'll never touch it, taking advantage of what Schwartz sees as a natural homophobia. "And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he's going to want to get a copy of Playboy?" he said. "I'm pretty sure he'll lose interest. That's the last thing he wants!"

Coburn Aide: If Boys Knew Porn Will Turn Them Gay, They Won't Want Playboy | TPMDC

 

[del]

i have this sudden urge to listen to show tunes.

 

[Ravi]

i have this sudden urge to listen to show tunes.

We already know of your fondness for gladiators.

 

[manifold]

Didn't Ann Coulter say more or less the same thing about Clinton getting his knob gobbled? Anyone who likes sex enough to actually have it are clearly harboring latent homosexual urges or something like that?

 

[strollingbones]

can i just be metro....yesterday's gay is today's metro

 

[strollingbones]

*reaches over and cops a feel of ravi's breastie*


it worked

 

[Contumacious]

Didn't Ann Coulter say more or less the same thing about Clinton getting his knob gobbled? Anyone who likes sex enough to actually have it are clearly harboring latent homosexual urges or something like that?

You avatar is making my sexual drive turn inwards.


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[Ravi]

*reaches over and cops a feel of ravi's breastie*


it worked

Silly! It only seems to apply to boys. Boys that are attracted to girls are really gay!

 

[rightwinger]

Schwartz then explained the side benefit of this finding -- that if boys know pornography will make them gay, they'll never touch it, taking advantage of what Schwartz sees as a natural homophobia

Telling them they would go blind didn't work

 

[rdean]

If you think looking at Playboy is going to make you gay, your too late.

You're gay.

 

[strollingbones]

o my bad....*reaches over and cops a feel of del's breastie*....hmmm that just doesnt do it for me.....*winks @ravi* come mere baby!

 

[Big Black Dog]

"Metro"???? As in "Metrosexual"??? Does that mean you only have sex within the city limits and never in a rural setting???? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[xotoxi]

Warning! Reading this thread will make you gay!

Wrong.

In order to make us gay, you would have had to include pornography in this post.

Therefore, I challenge you to turn me gay...you know what to do.

 

[Phoenix]

*reaches over and cops a feel of ravi's breastie*


it worked

Silly! It only seems to apply to boys. Boys that are attracted to girls are really gay!

That's sexist!

 

[veritas]

Inwards?

Why do all of the Republicans murder the Queen's English?!?!?!?

 

[strollingbones]

i am still going for the hardwired thing...

but what amazes me....conservatives that concern themselves with the sexuality of cartoons

 

[Ravi]

*reaches over and cops a feel of ravi's breastie*


it worked

Silly! It only seems to apply to boys. Boys that are attracted to girls are really gay!

That's sexist!

You're not kidding! This guy at the Value Voters Summit is a sexist pig.

 

[Big Black Dog]

What if you are attracted to books that show lots of pictures of small naked farm animals????:

 

[strollingbones]

no dog...metro is the code word for gay men living on the down low

 

[Ravi]

i am still going for the hardwired thing...

but what amazes me....conservatives that concern themselves with the sexuality of cartoons

Damn...you just made Xotoxi gay.