Walmart Bans Emotional Support Alligator

[ChristisKing]

Sorry if this is too old to be considered current events as it was posted a week ago but I just found it now. This is getting WAYYYY out of hand folks and just completely ridiculous.

 

[shockedcanadian]

Yeah, a man has to have limits. Furthermore, someone has to get beyond that don't they? Is he going to take the alligator to the theatre? On the bus?

I don't doubt the impact of an emotional support animal I miss my dog dearly. That said, I didnt take him to the grocery store with me.

If the alligator comforts him, ok. It isnt comforting to the public though. Not even dogs are allowed inside Walmart I dont think.

 

[ozro]

I'm going to get myself an emotional support elephant.

 

[ChristisKing]

Yeah, a man has to have limits. Furthermore, someone has to get beyond that don't they? Is he going to take the alligator to the theatre? On the bus?

I don't doubt the impact of an emotional support animal I miss my dog dearly. That said, I didnt take him to the grocery store with me.

If the alligator comforts him, ok. It isnt comforting to the public though. Not even dogs are allowed inside Walmart I dont think.

Yeah but dogs should be fine and I'll even give you miniature ponies,... Cats are a bit iffy, but alligators and squirrels? Has the world gone nuts!? As what kind of crazy cartoon world are we living in today!?

 

[ChristisKing]

I'm going to get myself an emotional support elephant.

Good luck fitting it through the door.

 

[ozro]

Good luck fitting it through the door.

I think we will just push on through to the other side.....

 

[Dekster]

I'm going to get myself an emotional support elephant.

As long as they charge you extra if you try to book it in the center seat beside me on the flight from Africa.

 

[ChristisKing]

I think we will just push on through to the other side.....

You know Africa might actually have emotional support elephants. They probably have them with lions too but they're going to be the ones needing emotional support from them not by them.

 

[ChristisKing]

 

[ozro]

You know Africa might actually have emotional support elephants. They probably have them with lions too but they're going to be the ones needing emotional support from them not by them.

I will look into getting one of those compact Indian elephants.

 

[ChristisKing]

I will look into getting one of those compact Indian elephants.

I would feel sorry for the clean-up crew if Dumbo had an accident in the store.

 

[ChristisKing]

Speaking of accidents I can see why Walmart banned the gators though. Too many clean-ups of people who didn't even make the toilet.

 

[ozro]

I would feel sorry for the clean-up crew if Dumbo had an accident in the store.

Well, that's their job. They better not complain too much or I will charge them full price for the valuable fertilizer.
I won't be able to go anywhere without my elephant without going into a full blown panic attack. My elephant will be the only one who understands me.

 

[ozro]

As long as they charge you extra if you try to book it in the center seat beside me on the flight from Africa.

I think you are confused, that wasn't an elephant, that was one of the customers from Al Bundy's shoe store.
I will transport my elephant via Carnival Cruise ship. They can't say no, every carnival needs at least one elephant.

 

[ChristisKing]

I think you are confused, that wasn't an elephant, that was one of the customers from Al Bundy's show store.
I will transport my elephant via Carnival Cruise ship. They can say no, every carnival needs at least one elephant.

I sure hope that the elephant doesn't sink the ship.

 

[ozro]

I sure hope that the elephant doesn't sink the ship.

A puny little wooden ark held two of everything, I'm sure a giant cruise ship can handle one little elephant.

 

[ThisIsMe]

I'm going to get myself an emotional support elephant.

Let me know how you fit it in the car!

 

[ChristisKing]

Let me know how you fit it in the car!

I think that he was planning on riding it there.

 

[ozro]

Let me know how you fit it in the car!

Who needs a car when you have an elephant. I shall ride the elephant just like Hannibal.

 

[ChristisKing]

Who needs a car when you have an elephant. I shall ride the elephant just like Hannibal.

I told me this already.