Vacation paradises

[Douger]

News Headlines

 

[blastoff]

For the best food when visiting be sure to check out where the natives eat.

 

[Douger]

Yumm

 

[Mad Scientist]

Most of those places are in Africa so we should invade the continent to make it safer, like we did in Iraq.

 

[William Joyce]

Africans are really more like manimals than humans. Human-like in ways but animal-like, too. They are bipeds, true. They can put on clothes like this guy. But when you get right down to it, it's a group that really just has not evolved as much as the other races.

 

[Douger]

Those are just "developing" nations. Give it a few years and the cannibals will be rampant.
They"need" to be just like murka.

 

[William Joyce]

I mean, how many times have you seen a picture like this?

It's like every picture of Africa you see. When do you ever see them tending their flowers or tilling the fields or building things or sitting at a cafe with wine? You always see them basically acting like monkeys: squatting in front of mudhuts, shooting off guns, going apeshit in the dirt streets.