USMC Bumper Stickers

[NightTrain]

Save water, shower with a Marine.

Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.

USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight.

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

To err is human, to forgive is divine, however neither is Marine Corps policy.

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

There are two types of people: Marines, and those that wish they were.

Martyrs or Marines, who do you think will get the virgins?

All men are created equal, then some become Marines.

It's not an attitude problem, we are that good.

U.S. Marines: Travel agents to Allah.

First Iraq, then France.

We're Marines, we took Iwo Jima...Baghdad ain't shit." (Gen. Kelly)

It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.

Sergeants think their only flaw is their excessive modesty.

Except for ending slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved anything.

 

[Annie]

Save water, shower with a Marine.

Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.

USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight.

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

To err is human, to forgive is divine, however neither is Marine Corps policy.

Happiness is a belt-fed weapon.

There are two types of people: Marines, and those that wish they were.

Martyrs or Marines, who do you think will get the virgins?

All men are created equal, then some become Marines.

It's not an attitude problem, we are that good.

U.S. Marines: Travel agents to Allah.

First Iraq, then France.

We're Marines, we took Iwo Jima...Baghdad ain't shit." (Gen. Kelly)

It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.

Sergeants think their only flaw is their excessive modesty.

Except for ending slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved anything.

That's 3 posts of yours that I've tried to rep, but the stupid thing won't let me! These are hilarious!

 

[NightTrain]

LOL

I think my favorite is :

U.S. Marines: Travel agents to Allah.

 

[Annie]

LOL

I think my favorite is :

My favorite is related:

It's God's job to forgive Bin Laden, it's our job to arrange the meeting.

 

[KarlMarx]

USMC: When it absolutely, positively must be destroyed overnight.

Definitely...this one's my favorite....

 

[CSM]

Sergeants dont have flaws. Period.

 

[5stringJeff]

Except for ending slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, war has never solved anything.

I'm using this on every peacenik I meet!

 

[Semper Fi]

First Iraq, then France. You know, Im 14, another 3-4 years and I could be in the 'Corps. It'll be about another3-4 years untill we march on Paris, so look for the one riding on the tank with the Stars and Stripes over head.

 

[JOKER96BRAVO]

Sorry I'm Army so I gotta bust yer chops!
All men are created equal, then some become Marines.
Even the sun shines on a dogs ass every once in a while.
I'm joking I love all my brother WITH arms.
I have a family full of military, one brother Navy, one brother Airforce, I'm ex Army
and even a brother jarhead. Hollidays are very interesting at our house.

 

[CSM]

Sorry I'm Army so I gotta bust yer chops!
All men are created equal, then some become Marines.
Even the sun shines on a dogs ass every once in a while.
I'm joking I love all my brother WITH arms.
I have a family full of military, one brother Navy, one brother Airforce, I'm ex Army
and even a brother jarhead. Hollidays are very interesting at our house.

I know what you mean. One son former Navy, two Army, I'm Army and have one brother former Marine, and one former Navy. My dad was Navy and I have one uncle who was Air Force.

 

[Merlin1047]

Heaven won't take us and Hell's afraid we'll take over.

Okay, I can't stand it.


Q. Why did Congress create the Marine Corps?












A. So sailors would have someone to dance with.

:teeth:

 

[Merlin1047]

Save water, shower with a Marine.

Now would that water savings be the result of multiple people in the shower or would it be due to the fact that Marines rarely take one?

 

[5stringJeff]

I know what you mean. One son former Navy, two Army, I'm Army and have one brother former Marine, and one former Navy. My dad was Navy and I have one uncle who was Air Force.

Me too... I'm a West Pointer, and my cousin is an Annapolis grad, so the Army-Navy game is a big deal for us! My dad was a Navy pilot, his dad and sister were both Air Force. No Marines though!

 

[CSM]

Now would that water savings be the result of multiple people in the shower or would it be due to the fact that Marines rarely take one?

What it really means is that Marines dont use water to shower. They just kind of wipe themselves off with sand and leaves.