Q:Why does everyone answer but not ask any questions for the next person?
because!
Q. What USMB member used to be a punk?
A: Who is Article 15?
Q: Who writes fake scripts for fake posters in his fake internet office?
Wrong!
Q. Who is the Roger to my Jessica?

That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage. 