usitizens advice column.

[uscitizen]

To all ya young guys, want women to be after you?
Take dancing lessons, both classic and modern.
Your macho buddies may call you a ***** for the dancing lessons, but you will get more ***** than they do

women love a good dancing man.

I sure miss dancing.

 

[FreeSpirit]

To all ya young guys, want women to be after you?
Take dancing lessons, both classic and modern.
Your macho buddies may call you a ***** for the dancing lessons, but you will get more ***** than they do

women love a good dancing man.

I sure miss dancing.

Lol, this is funny. Maybe this is true for most woman, but for me, not so much. I don't dance and I could care less if my man did. haha.

 

[Truthmatters]

You can take the money you paid for dancing lessons and go buy *****.

 

[Big Black Dog]

My wife has been talking about wanting us to take Ball Room dancing lessons for years... So far, I've been really successful in avoiding it.

 

[Sallow]

You can take the money you paid for dancing lessons and go buy *****.

Cute.

I ain't much of a dancer..but I've done pretty well with women.

I find that humor is a great ice breaker with the ladies. Especially self-effacing humor.

 

[Truthmatters]

well if ***** is all you are looking for you can buy that cheap.

If you want the company of a woman then the best thing you can do is act like a human being and pick one who is interested in some of the same things you are.

Men like ***** and women like dick, most dont want just ANY ***** or dick.

 

[Liability]

The last long-term relationship I had (dating) before meeting my then future wife was with a woman I had actually met years earlier in college. I was in love. It turns out, she wasn't. Oh well. But while the relationship was still a work in progress, she talked me into taking a ballroom dancing class with her.

I was hideous at it.

But, the OP idea is still pretty much on the right target. People of the female persuasion do seem to groove on guys who can handle a waltz as well as the more modern dance moves. My own dance moves seem to come from either Frankenstein or the Steve Martin classic movie, "The Jerk." Thankfully, my wife gives me a pass.

 

[uscitizen]

You can take the money you paid for dancing lessons and go buy *****.

A good investment and time if you love your wife.
A small price to pay for her joy. She will reward you.

 

[uscitizen]

The last long-term relationship I had (dating) before meeting my then future wife was with a woman I had actually met years earlier in college. I was in love. It turns out, she wasn't. Oh well. But while the relationship was still a work in progress, she talked me into taking a ballroom dancing class with her.

I was hideous at it.

But, the OP idea is still pretty much on the right target. People of the female persuasion do seem to groove on guys who can handle a waltz as well as the more modern dance moves. My own dance moves seem to come from either Frankenstein or the Steve Martin classic movie, "The Jerk." Thankfully, my wife gives me a pass.

yeah it comes more natural to some than others, I had to work at it as well.

 

[Sheldon]

Dear uscitizen,

My balls have been really itchy the past two days. I scratch, but then that just makes it feel like they're on fire. Should I get tested? I'm kind of scared to find out the results, and if it's positive for something then that means I have to have an uncomfortable conversation with someone. What should I do?

Sincerely,
a reader with a burning question.

 

[uscitizen]

well if ***** is all you are looking for you can buy that cheap.

If you want the company of a woman then the best thing you can do is act like a human being and pick one who is interested in some of the same things you are.

Men like ***** and women like dick, most dont want just ANY ***** or dick.

Dancing helps to break the ice and meet new women with common interests.

A few years ago when I could still dance I invited my 13 yr old granddaughter to go dancing with me. After much cajoling I got her to go. I figured I would see how she was doing on those dancing lessons I had paid for. btw she did not even know gramps could dance

I treated her like a lady all evening and she had a wonderful time and decided gramps was not such an old fogey after all. She learned how a lady should be treated.
She even fixed me up with one of her teachers. Who is still my wonderful lady friend to this day.

 

[uscitizen]

Dear uscitizen,

My balls have been really itchy the past two days. I scratch, but then that just makes it feel like they're on fire. Should I get tested? I'm kind of scared to find out the results, and if it's positive for something then that means I have to have an uncomfortable conversation with someone. What should I do?

Sincerely,
a reader with a burning question.

Dear itchy,
Yes by all means get tested. And stay away from the sleazy women in the future.

 

[hortysir]

well if ***** is all you are looking for you can buy that cheap.

If you want the company of a woman then the best thing you can do is act like a human being and pick one who is interested in some of the same things you are.

Men like ***** and women like dick, most dont want just ANY ***** or dick.

Is this an Oprah show?

 

[strollingbones]

my only dance story.....i am spending the day with a man who is not american....i am playing beach music...

i ask him....."wanna shag"

he perks up...."yes"

i remark...'surprised you know how to shag'?

he replies, "i shag well thank you"

i stand up getting ready to shag, with a puzzled look he ask "standing"

at this point i realize we are not discussing the same thing

 

[jillian]

You can take the money you paid for dancing lessons and go buy *****.

You stay classy!

 

[Ravi]

To all ya young guys, want women to be after you?
Take dancing lessons, both classic and modern.
Your macho buddies may call you a ***** for the dancing lessons, but you will get more ***** than they do

women love a good dancing man.

I sure miss dancing.

Men that learn to dance on their feet can dance when lying down.

 

[syrenn]

You can take the money you paid for dancing lessons and go buy *****.

You stay classy!

no kidding.

 

[Truthmatters]

well if ***** is all you are looking for you can buy that cheap.

If you want the company of a woman then the best thing you can do is act like a human being and pick one who is interested in some of the same things you are.

Men like ***** and women like dick, most dont want just ANY ***** or dick.

Dancing helps to break the ice and meet new women with common interests.

A few years ago when I could still dance I invited my 13 yr old granddaughter to go dancing with me. After much cajoling I got her to go. I figured I would see how she was doing on those dancing lessons I had paid for. btw she did not even know gramps could dance

I treated her like a lady all evening and she had a wonderful time and decided gramps was not such an old fogey after all. She learned how a lady should be treated.
She even fixed me up with one of her teachers. Who is still my wonderful lady friend to this day.

I know you truely like women usc , I was just yanking your chain.

 

[syrenn]

To all ya young guys, want women to be after you?
Take dancing lessons, both classic and modern.
Your macho buddies may call you a ***** for the dancing lessons, but you will get more ***** than they do

women love a good dancing man.

I sure miss dancing.

There is dancing..and then there is dancing.

If you want ***** then learn how to go down on a woman and give her great orgasms. After that i am sure they wont care of you can dance or not.

Women love men who are real and not just bait on a hook. Try engaging their brain and talking to them, you will go much farther then dancing.

 

[Truthmatters]

You can take the money you paid for dancing lessons and go buy *****.

You stay classy!

no kidding.

Wow you are just hell bent on hating me huh?

You really and truely refuse to understand what was being imparted here huh?