Under-rated Lakers star Kyle Kuzma after game-winning shot over 7'2 Bol Bol:“i think Jesus could be in front of me & I would probably still shoot it.”

So many problems with Kuzma's comment...
1) JESUS is a image of a man not a real historical figure
2) one of the many figures they use to form that image was reported by John to be only 4'6".
Jews in that era were only avg around 5'.
So Kuzma's comment is a bit comical to literalist Biblical historians, for surely Jesus is less a threat defender then Bol and with sandals on no less,
oy vay!
3)no deoderant raised arms might blind Kuzma if only they could reach Kuzmas knee caps.
4) we all know Jesus is in Portland with glue & masking tape trying to piece back his and Mary's heads the peaceful protesters choped off.
But other then that, I still Like Kuzma even though his jokes offend the real Moshiach.
 

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