Uncensored2008
Libertarian Radical
In what at first appears an unlikely pairing, the Social Media Platform and the Country of North Korea have agreed to merge into a single operating entity.
On the surface, the merger seems odd, but as North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un puts it, "It makes perfect sense."
Un noted that he first came up with the idea when he noticed how closely Twitter and North Korea were in daily operation. Said Un, "Jack Dorsey has a way of making political opponents disappear that puts feeding my uncle to the dogs to shame." Dorsey acknowledged that he always admired Un and did what he could to make sure Twitter operated just like North Korea. "Twitter allows 144 characters in a message, just as North Korea allows 144 grains of rice for a family of 4."
The synergy between the two, and the identical operating model ensure a smooth merger.
On the surface, the merger seems odd, but as North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un puts it, "It makes perfect sense."
Un noted that he first came up with the idea when he noticed how closely Twitter and North Korea were in daily operation. Said Un, "Jack Dorsey has a way of making political opponents disappear that puts feeding my uncle to the dogs to shame." Dorsey acknowledged that he always admired Un and did what he could to make sure Twitter operated just like North Korea. "Twitter allows 144 characters in a message, just as North Korea allows 144 grains of rice for a family of 4."
The synergy between the two, and the identical operating model ensure a smooth merger.
