marvin martian
Diamond Member
The United States had more mass shootings over the holiday weekendâ11, to be exactâmaking us the Joey Chestnut of mayhem, in that no one can even hope to challenge us. Republicans insist the reason we have so many more gun killings than any other country canât possibly be the gunsâbecause too many Fox News viewers enjoy doing white-knuckle drive-by hits on mule deer from their Rascal scooters. So when a shooting occurs, the intrepid Fox News team reaches into the past to pluck out tired, long-rejected explanations for our uniquely horrible, very American gun violence problem.
Of course, all you really need to know about Fox Newsâ Tucker Carlson is that he thinks Russiaâwhich has been led by a murderous, autocratic tyrant for yearsâshould prevail against its smaller neighbor, Ukraine. Sadly, while Tucker has presumably gotten over the knee-jerk anti-Russia sloganeering of the Cold War, the rest of his takes come straight from the â50s.
Ironically, most people need cannabisâ anti-nausea effects to get through even one episode of Carlsonâs show, and so by the time they tune in theyâre already well on their way to multiple murder sprees before he can even begin to warn them about modern reefer madness.
Hoo-boy, Little Choad Fauntleroy was in rare form on Tuesday.
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Tucker Carlson blames women and weedâbut not gunsâfor mass shootings perpetrated by angry white men
Despite mounting gun violence, Fox News hosts blame social issues over firearmsâexplore the commentary and get the details.m.dailykos.com
He's on to something. Most mass shooters are little left-wing pot-smoking incel bitches like you.