Trump warns that a president Oprah would force America to READ!

[DrLove]

Oh the HUMANITY!!

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump issued a stark warning to the nation on Monday that, if elected President, Oprah Winfrey would force Americans to read.

“This is a woman who, every chance she got, told people to join her book club,” Trump told reporters. “If she were President, you better believe that she would make Americans READ!!​

Trump Warns That President Oprah Would Force Americans to Read

 

[TNHarley]

I wish you bedwetters read history.

 

[Tank]

Even the blacks?

 

[BlackFlag]

I wish you bedwetters read history.

You should be wishing Trump did instead, snowflake

 

[TNHarley]

I wish you bedwetters read history.

You should be wishing Trump did instead, snowflake

How do you know i dont?
Bedwetters often envelope themselves in assumptions because they are addicted to failure.
Look at history

 

[BlackFlag]

I wish you bedwetters read history.

You should be wishing Trump did instead, snowflake

How do you know i dont?
Bedwetters often envelope themselves in assumptions because they are addicted to failure.
Look at history

Your first post in this thread was an assumption, bedwetter.