Trump to rename State of New Mexico…..New America

[rightwinger]

President Trump, in anticipation of our 250th anniversary has declared that New Mexico will be renamed New America

Trump declared… We need to honor America, not Mexico
He also declared that everyone in New Mexico must be taught to speak English

 

[JoeB131]

You can't tell the parodies from the headlines these days.

 

[odanny]

You can't tell the parodies from the headlines these days.

Honestly, you can't.

 

[Polishprince]

I disagree with President Trump on this. The "New" in New Mexico's name shows that it is a better American version of a foreign location. Much like New York or New Jersey.

New Mexico is head over heels better than Old Mexico

 

[Rambunctious]

rightwinger

 

[rightwinger]

I disagree with President Trump on this. The "New" in New Mexico's name shows that it is a better American version of a foreign location. Much like New York or New Jersey.

New Mexico is head over heels better than Old Mexico

Naming a state after a nation that is full of murderers and rapists is un American

 

[Polishprince]

Naming a state after a nation that is full of murderers and rapists is un American

I humbly disagree.

The cities of New Philadelphia in Ohio and New Baltimore in Pennsylvania are named after documented Shitholes, with the hope that they could do better (and they did)

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

President Trump, in anticipation of our 250th anniversary has declared that New Mexico will be renamed New America

Trump declared… We need to honor America, not Mexico
He also declared that everyone in New Mexico must be taught to speak English

About time that 19th Century multiculturalism was corrected

 

[Crepitus]

President Trump, in anticipation of our 250th anniversary has declared that New Mexico will be renamed New America

Trump declared… We need to honor America, not Mexico
He also declared that everyone in New Mexico must be taught to speak English

Are you sure this is satire?

'Cause it's not something I consider outside the realm of possibility at this point.

 

[Meathead]

Naming a state after a nation that is full of murderers and rapists is un American

So we should get rid of the New Mexico name?

 

[rightwinger]

So we should get rid of the New Mexico name?

That is New America to you

 

[Meathead]

That is New America to you

WTF? I thought you were talking about a shithole.

 

[hjmick]

New Mexico.

Just like old Mexico, but with that New Mexico smell.

 

[hjmick]

 

[hjmick]

I loved the time I lived N.M.


I long to return.

 

[The Sage of Main Street]

So we should get rid of the New Mexico name?

Name it after Kit Carson, its greatest citizen

 

[rightwinger]

Name it after Kit Carson, its greatest citizen

More people know Walter White

 

[Roudy]

Democrats to rename their mouths to anus.

 

[hjmick]

More people know Walter White

Sad, but true.

 

[rightwinger]

Trump has sent boats off the Coast of New America to interdict drugs