Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig

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Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig​

Politics·Feb 17, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that he had replaced Attorney General Pam Bondi with a broom in a blonde wig.

According to White House sources, the president hoped that the personnel shift would do a better job leading the Department of Justice than Bondi has over the past year.

"That other gal has been a disappointment," Trump told reporters. "Instead, I picked out this broom and put a nice blonde wig on top. See? It's so easy. The blonde hair makes it beautiful. And since it's a broom, it can help clean up messes in the federal government. Believe me, folks, it took me a while to find this solution, but now that the broom is in charge of the DOJ, everything will be the most cleaned-up it's been, maybe ever."

Trump said that the broom was capable of handling all of Bondi's duties satisfactorily and is also a joy to work with.

"Meetings with the AG are better than ever before," Trump said. "Our new broom has got a great personality and fantastic hair. Quite frankly, this was a fantastic personnel choice, if you ask me. Best of luck to Pam Bondi. She may have had blonde hair, but I think we'll get more done with the broom."

At publishing time, President Trump had changed his mind and had Marco Rubio don a blonde wig to take over the broom's job.

 

[Lockback]

I love the Bee.

 

[Votto]

I love the Bee.

It always hits a little too close to home, doesn't it.

 

[HikerGuy83]

Trump Replaces Pam Bondi With Broom In Blonde Wig​

Politics·Feb 17, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a long-rumored shake-up at a high-level position in his administration, President Donald Trump announced that he had replaced Attorney General Pam Bondi with a broom in a blonde wig.

According to White House sources, the president hoped that the personnel shift would do a better job leading the Department of Justice than Bondi has over the past year.

"That other gal has been a disappointment," Trump told reporters. "Instead, I picked out this broom and put a nice blonde wig on top. See? It's so easy. The blonde hair makes it beautiful. And since it's a broom, it can help clean up messes in the federal government. Believe me, folks, it took me a while to find this solution, but now that the broom is in charge of the DOJ, everything will be the most cleaned-up it's been, maybe ever."

Trump said that the broom was capable of handling all of Bondi's duties satisfactorily and is also a joy to work with.

"Meetings with the AG are better than ever before," Trump said. "Our new broom has got a great personality and fantastic hair. Quite frankly, this was a fantastic personnel choice, if you ask me. Best of luck to Pam Bondi. She may have had blonde hair, but I think we'll get more done with the broom."

At publishing time, President Trump had changed his mind and had Marco Rubio don a blonde wig to take over the broom's job.

The broom has a higher IQ than most of the democrats in congress.

 

[Lockback]

The broom has a higher IQ than most of the democrats in congress.

Like this total moron ...

 

[HikerGuy83]

Like this total moron ...

You know...that's actually an improvement from typical look.

If you paired her with the Creature from the Black Lagoon, she might be considered better looking (by those with cataracts).

 

[Lockback]

You know...that's actually an improvement from typical look.

If you paired her with the Creature from the Black Lagoon, she might be considered better looking (by those with cataracts).

I think she got her hair done that day.

 

[berg80]

House panel subpoenas AG Pam Bondi to appear for deposition​

The House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform on Tuesday said it has subpoenaed Attorney General Pam Bondi to sit for an April 14 deposition on the Department of Justice’s handling of matters related to notorious sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Committee chairman James Comer, R-Ky., identified the deposition date in a new letter to Bondi sent nearly two weeks after the panel voted to issue the subpoena to the AG.

The panel wants to question Bondi about the DOJ’s compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which passed with overwhelming support in Congress and was signed by President Donald Trump in mid-November.

Lawmakers also have questions about the department’s handling of its investigation into Epstein, who died in a jailhouse suicide in 2019 while facing federal sex-trafficking charges, and his associates, Comer’s letter said.

Epstein files: House panel subpoenas AG Pam Bondi for April 14 deposition

The House panel wants to question Bondi about the DOJ's compliance with the Epstein Files Transparency Act, which President Donald Trump signed into law.

www.cnbc.com

One wonders if she'll be on her best behavior or be at her petulant best.