Trump playing 5D chess

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Trump Disguises Himself As Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland​

Politics·Jan 20, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a Muslim migrant so that Europe now has to let him invade Greenland.

Analysts say this could be the covert operation of the century, as European countries now have no real way to criticize Trump's plans to take over Greenland from within.

"I'm going to immigrate to Greenland for a better life and then put the country under the fattest fatwa you've ever seen," a kufi and thawb-clad Trump told a group of dismayed European diplomats. "We're talking setting up my special Trump-brand mosques, maybe a few döner stands. I'm just a peaceful minority subculture — the most peaceful, maybe ever. If Greenland objects to my multiculturalism, I will call them racist. They wouldn't want that."

European heads of state are reportedly wracking their brains to find a way out of Trump's checkmate.

"There's nothing we can do," said one diplomat, throwing up his hands in frustration. "Muslim migrants are the good guys, and we must let them invade at all times."

"Trump wins this round."

At publishing time, Trump had started broadcasting a call to read "The Art of the Deal" five times a day across Greenland.

 

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Trump Disguises Himself As Muslim Migrant So Europe Will Let Him Invade Greenland​

Politics·Jan 20, 2026 · BabylonBee.com


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WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a brilliant stroke of genius, President Donald Trump has just disguised himself as a Muslim migrant so that Europe now has to let him invade Greenland.

Analysts say this could be the covert operation of the century, as European countries now have no real way to criticize Trump's plans to take over Greenland from within.

"I'm going to immigrate to Greenland for a better life and then put the country under the fattest fatwa you've ever seen," a kufi and thawb-clad Trump told a group of dismayed European diplomats. "We're talking setting up my special Trump-brand mosques, maybe a few döner stands. I'm just a peaceful minority subculture — the most peaceful, maybe ever. If Greenland objects to my multiculturalism, I will call them racist. They wouldn't want that."

European heads of state are reportedly wracking their brains to find a way out of Trump's checkmate.

"There's nothing we can do," said one diplomat, throwing up his hands in frustration. "Muslim migrants are the good guys, and we must let them invade at all times."

"Trump wins this round."

At publishing time, Trump had started broadcasting a call to read "The Art of the Deal" five times a day across Greenland.

Although this is satire there is an ancient Islamic Hadith that I do believe could fit in nicely with Phase, two, three, four or five of The Abrahamic Accords?

Book 005, Number 2208:
"Abu Huraira reported Allah's Messenger (way peace be upon him) as saying: The Last Hour will not come before wealth becomes abundant and overflowing, so much so that a man takes Zakat out of his property and cannot find anyone to accept it from him and till the land of Arabia becomes meadows and rivers."
SAHIH MUSLIM, BOOK 25: The Book on General Behaviour (Kitab Al-Adab)

I seriously do think that this prediction to "make wealth abundant" and "turn deserts green" is a vastly better response to climate change than any version of the silly and divisive "Carbon Tax."

Thread 'Turn deserts green as alternative theory on stabilization of the climate?'

Nov 8, 2025

My online friend Carl Cantrell has an alternative theory on stabilization of the climate that struck me as being exceptionally insightful and because it sounds a lot like statements in Isaiah chapter thirty five this is potentially not as divisive as the Al Gore, Carbon Tax Theory that practically put America into something of an intellectual Civil War.

We know that astonishingly good technology now exists to desalinate sea water on a massive scale. Obviously every cubic meter of sea water that is desalinated and ends up replenishing a depleted underground aquifer in a nation that has...

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