Here's your pair....a stoner and a drunk
"Stoner and drunk"? What do you think lying like that gains you, except to confirm in everyone's mind that you're some combination of stupid, dishonest and crazy?
We do get it. The Obama administration's perfect ethics record makes your side look like corrupt scumbags in comparison, and his years of success make your side look completely incompetent in comparison. That's why you have to lie like that, because the truth is so hostile to your cult.
charting a foreign policy that resulted in bowing to foreign tyrants, the loss of two won wars,
Cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, cuckoo, ...
But then, you are a Trump fan. As Trump's advisor stated, "There's no such thing as facts", and being you're such a loyal party apparatchik, you've made that motto into your life philosophy. You are a fine example of the post-truth era man.
and Russia rolling into Ukraine...
If your DearLeaderTrump hadn't been installed with Putin's help, you'd look less hypocritical now. You will be telling DearLeaderTrump to get his nose out of Putin's ass sometime, will you? Oh wait, you won't. After all, TheParty forbids you from in any way failing to acknowledge the utter perfection of everything about your messiah, DearLeaderTrump. Over in North Korea, DearLeaderKim is now seething in jealousy, wishing he had UsefulIdiots as devoted as the ones DearLeaderTrump has.