- Mar 15, 2020
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Bile = “Bitterness of temper; ill humor; irascibility.”That's still not funny.Another advantage of living in Florida is that a half hour’s helicopter ride from Mar-a-Lago is the “Independent Conch Republic,” whose motto is “We Seceded Where Others Failed.”
I mean if things get too hot in the U.S., Trump can hide out there ... like a swashbuckling pirate. The Conch Navy, with its old time Key Largo Humphrey Bogart look-alikes, buxom beauties and transvestites in sailor suits could ... help him retake the Continent.
For those who haven’t noticed, we do things a little differently here in the Florida Keys, a chain of islands that dangles in a westward arc from the southern tip of mainland Florida. Always welcoming and fiercely independent, the Florida Keys are a place like no other — as are the people drawn...keysweekly.com
Suggesting a turn to piracy has some possibilities. But, really, you have to do better.
your bile is ruining your attempts at humor.
What have I to be bitter about? Ever since the election results were certified and Trump fucked up on Jan. 6th ... I’m a happy camper!
Maybe you are ... “projecting”?
Are you just a tiny bit jealous? I mean about the Conch Republic? It was a Union stronghold during the Civil War, but finally “seceded” ... where your Confederacy ... “failed.”
I try my best to be an irascible old man, but everybody keeps saying I’m one of the ... nicest guys they know.