Trump issues emergency evacuation out of all democrat run states

[Votto]

President Trump today issued his first declaration as the newly elected President, which was for all sane capable bodies to flee democrat run states.

"Look, whether you live in fire ridden Maui, or California, or the burning cities of Fergusen, I implore the millions and millions and millions if not billions and billions and billions of people, who only knows how many immigrants now, in our inner blue run cities to flee for their very lives to places not run by Marxists on acid. You need to live in areas where that actually provide water in their fire hydrants, especially in places that are chronically drought ridden and catch fire constantly like the utopia of Gavin Newsom. You know, cities that are run by people who actually smart enough to know what a woman is, which should be the litmus test for all newly elected governing officials. Don't know what a woman is? Sorry, time for another runoff election. Do know what a woman is? Yea, MAGA baby!! Insurrectionist!!! Deplorable garbage for Trump!!! Yay! Oh yea, and don't be a "Karen", like Mayor Karen Bass of LA, and whine about how this issue of not having working fire hydrants should not be politicized. Karen, you only had one job, one job Karen! And to think, Biden almost picked her as VP."