So there are two competing events going on tonight.
There is the Washington Press event which raises money for education.
There is the Trump "suck my dik" party in Michigan with white Trump sycophants.
So the camera has been alternating between the Red Carpet and the Sycophants.
So Trump supporters in Michigan were asked what it is they like about Trump and they said all the achievements. When asked to name a few, they answered, and I'm paraphrasing:
He's bringing back "conservative values". I'm guessing like unprotected sex with a porn star and cheating on his wife and lots and lots of lying.
The tax cuts for needy billionaires.
Tax cuts for corporations who have been making more than ever before.
Cutting his bases healthcare.
Continuing the great economy Obama left him.
Hatred for Mexicans.
Then on the Red Carpet, KellyAnne Conway said he is the most transparent president in history with call ins into Fox and Friends. And KellyAnne talked about all the 5 million bonuses and pay raises. When you see that there are 154 million Americans working, that's like a whopping 2.8% of all American workers who either got a raise or a one time bonus. And it only cost a few trillion. Take that Democrats!
One black Republican who used to work for Bush said he was disappointed the Michigan crowd was all white people and didn't represent America. Which is stupid. Republicans are in power, they represent America and they are 90% white. So they represent all the white people voted into office. Duh!
Can't wait to hear Trump's nuggets of wisdom.
I love nuggets.
Remember, Reagan didn't go.
Once.
Course, he had just been shot
and he did call in from the hospital.
But like Trump, he didn't go.
Only Trump hasn't gone twice.