Trump-inspired burger joint just opened in Houston — Here’s what you can expect

[1srelluc]

Story - Trump Burger opens new location in Houston - LINK

HOUSTON – If you’re craving burgers with a side of political flair, you’re in luck: Trump Burger has officially opened its doors in Houston.

Located at 3410 Chimney Rock Rd., the restaurant celebrated its grand opening on April 19.

It’s the fourth Trump Burger spot to hit the Houston area, joining locations in Kemah, Bellville, and Flatonia.

According to the Bellville location’s DoorDash page, you’ll find a lineup of burgers, chicken sandwiches, starters, and salads — all with a presidential twist.

Signature items include the Trump Burger, the towering Trump Tower, and the First Lady Chicken Sandwich.

And it’s not just about the food.

Trump Burger also sells themed merchandise, so you can take a piece of the experience home.

Dine-in guests can enjoy live music or even catch a Trump impersonator in action, adding even more energy to the vibe.

LOL....As usual OK > Texas:



I hear the ones that have been open for a while are doing really great.

I can't even fathom what a Biden burger might be like.

 

[Concerned American]

I can't even fathom what a Biden burger might be like.

Maybe a vegetable burger

 

[Sunni Man]

Bozo Biden burger would feature fake soy meat, wilted kale, rotten pickle slices, between two slices of old dried up bread.

 

[alang1216]

Story - Trump Burger opens new location in Houston - LINK

HOUSTON – If you’re craving burgers with a side of political flair, you’re in luck: Trump Burger has officially opened its doors in Houston.

Located at 3410 Chimney Rock Rd., the restaurant celebrated its grand opening on April 19.

It’s the fourth Trump Burger spot to hit the Houston area, joining locations in Kemah, Bellville, and Flatonia.

According to the Bellville location’s DoorDash page, you’ll find a lineup of burgers, chicken sandwiches, starters, and salads — all with a presidential twist.

Signature items include the Trump Burger, the towering Trump Tower, and the First Lady Chicken Sandwich.

And it’s not just about the food.

Trump Burger also sells themed merchandise, so you can take a piece of the experience home.

Dine-in guests can enjoy live music or even catch a Trump impersonator in action, adding even more energy to the vibe.

LOL....As usual OK > Texas:



I hear the ones that have been open for a while are doing really great.

I can't even fathom what a Biden burger might be like.

Does Trump have a piece of the action or are they just ripping off his name?

 

[Sunni Man]

Does Trump have a piece of the action or are they just ripping off his name?

Either way it's an awesome tribute to a great man.

 

[fncceo]

 

[playtime]

it must be orange & full of trans fat.

 

[Zafira Cherry]

The Salvatore Monella platter.

 

[odanny]

The cult is expanding into burger joints.

 

[excalibur]

The cult is expanding into burger joints.

Says someone who would have voted for POTATUS if the Dems didn't throw him off a roof.

 

[initforme]

What america needs. More coronary artery disease. Man we just cannot figure anything out diet wise.

 

[struth]

Says someone who would have voted for POTATUS if the Dems didn't throw him off a roof.

Trump sells American made burgers, xiden and his cult trafficked Colombian cocaine in the White House

 

[Moonglow]

I heard it's the best thing fer explosive diarrhea.

 

[fncceo]

What america needs. More coronary artery disease. Man we just cannot figure anything out diet wise.

Ask your legislators to pass a law outlawing every food except kale, cottage cheese, and kelp-flavored kombucha.

It may not be initially popular, but we have to do what’s best for people.

After all, government knows best.

 

[buttercup]

What america needs. More coronary artery disease. Man we just cannot figure anything out diet wise.

People are just stupid. On multiple levels.

 

[Moonglow]

Trump sells American made burgers, xiden and his cult trafficked Colombian cocaine in the White House

What is the percentage of purity?

 

[Moonglow]

Ask your legislators to pass a law outlawing every food except kale, cottage cheese, and kelp-flavored kombucha.

It may not be initially popular, but we have to do what’s best for people.

After all, government knows best.

yeah, just ask Trump he'll tellz ya.

 

[Zincwarrior]

it must be orange & full of trans fat.

Overpriced, only 3 ounces, will declare bankruptcy in three months.

 

[fncceo]

What is the percentage of purity?

I would be profoundly disappointed if the top levels of our executive branch were doing cut-rate coke.

That’s not what our founders struggled for.

 

[struth]

What is the percentage of purity?

Gonna have to ask Joey Xiden