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How much does modern commerce/traffic (and capitalism in general) make you want to intellectually connect/link consumerism-consciousness (or imagination) with global etiquette?
Should we 'citizens of commerce' think more proactively about customs and etiquette in this new age of great networking? What would President Trump tweet about this symbolic/important question?
Anyone a fan of the Woody Allen modernism diplomacy-parody film Don't Drink the Water?
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The modern world is all commerce and networks and goods and World Bank intrigue. Peace is maintained through trade-relations, and TrumpUSA is a tower of capitalism-flowery. Consumerism is at an all-time high really. Imagine you're an America and you sleep one night in a fancy Marriott hotel in New England and dream you're in Denmark where things are for some reason radically different, and you're thinking about the 'world of commerce' in Denmark (rather than 'TrumpUSA'). In the first part of the dream, you're transported to the world of fashion/models.
You see a fashion-show hosted by a very iconic/popular Danish designer (who happens to be a woman!) and wants to parade all the beautiful/famous models in gold-dresses/outfits. You're appreciating all the beauty of models in gold presented by this creative female Danish designer. You're noticing how different Denmark is from America/TrumpUSA, and you're starting to think more fondly/reminiscently about American aesthetics while enjoying Danish fashions.
You're then transported (in your dream-sleep!) to Danish airlines where you're introduced to an incredible group of very well-dressed and handsome/attractive stewardesses working for the airline and you board the plane and get set to travel cross-country. The stewardesses who greet you before you board the plane remind you that the passenger flight is a symbol of Danish hospitality and tourism. You realize how valuable stewardesses are to commerce.
While on flight, the Danish stewardesses in the plane you notice are dressed in a differing color but are equally hospitable and lovely. You start to get a really 'good' feeling about commerce, tourism, travel, globalism, and even capitalism in general(!). You're still in Denmark, so you're starting to think more 'energetically' about the consumerism-amenities of TrumpUSA and feel excited to awake from this dream and go shopping in NYC(!). During the Danish flight, two stewardesses sit down in front of you and chat with you while you're enjoying the in-flight beverages/wine. Isn't commerce/transit great?
You then go to a Danish drive-in movie park and sit in a nice automobile with your beautiful Danish female date and enjoy the American/Hollywood patriotism film Pearl Harbor starring Ben Affleck and Kate Beckinsale(!). You're still simply in dream-sleep, so you're not completely cognizant of all your waking-state rationalism, so you allow yourself to simply sit back and enjoy the Hollywood film and notice how nice the actress Kate Beckinsale looks dressed up as a World War II nurse in America. You start thinking about Planet Hollywood and wonder if Denmark is really so different from the USA!
You're then whisked away to a fancy Danish restaurant where you're served a very tasty meal by a famous Danish female chef named Abelone Christensen (AC). You're delighted to try AC's experimental new chicken-patty dish which is prepared with a certain Western and continental/international flair. You compliment AC for the terrific Danish dish at the fancy restaurant and can't wait to wake up from this dream and hop over to an Applebee's restaurant in the USA and enjoy a bowl of French Onion Soup(!).
You're then taken to the Danish embassy (while you're in dream-sleep!) and are introduced to U.S. First Lady Melania Trump(!) who happens to be visiting Denmark to attend a royal wedding there. You notice Mrs. Trump is wearing a handsome black business-dress and compliment her on her style! You start to think about why/how diplomacy is linked to capitalism/traffic in the modern era. This is an intriguing/iconic dream indeed.
You then find yourself at a White Castle fast-food restaurant which has opened up in Denmark and you enjoy some authentic Western/American burgers and sandwiches and sides while drinking soda-pop. You're so pleased with the amenities of new age consumerism that you're not upset at all about being in Denmark rather than the USA to enjoy all this commercial flowery associated modern capitalism and consumerism. You wonder if capitalism is simply...bliss.
Unfortunately, capitalism is not all bliss. That's why during the latter portion of your dream-sleep, you dream you're visited by an angel of God who is dressed as a captain or marshal of some kind and insists you contemplate the gravity of commerce/capitalism in the modern world. This angel reminds you that terrorism is a reality and why it subverts basic new age traffic-sensibilities regarding the amenities/comforts of commerce/consumerism. This angel wants you to tell President Trump you're passionate about modern geopolitical policies.
You then go to a Danish comic book store and appreciate some new age female comic book superheroines who symbolize a human fascination with the beauty of justice, the sanity of customs, the intelligence of governance/hospitality, and the warmth of friendship. You think about American comic book characters such as Captain Marvel and Firestar and Wonder Woman and wonder if new age commerce/traffic is just as much about aesthetics as it is about politics. Do you think President Trump is negotiating aesthetics with politics well? Will he be re-elected?
Finally, you attend the royal wedding in Denmark that you dreamed earlier that U.S. First Lady Melania Trump(!) was attending. You're sitting way up front during the Christian ceremony, right next to Mrs. Trump, and you marvel at the splendor of the royal bride-groom duo (princess and prince!) and think about how modern geopolitical customs must be coordinated with commerce treaties to make consumerism as civil/polite as it is convenient/zesty(!). This is the Age of Good Feelings, Part II, right?
TRUMP: I had a strange dream that I was traveling in Denmark!
CARTER: What was the dream about, Mr. President?
TRUMP: I was witness to the modern world of commerce/customs.
CARTER: In Denmark?
TRUMP: Yes, I got the perspective of modern capitalism through 'Danish eyes.'
CARTER: Was the First Lady in the dream, sir?
TRUMP: Yes, she was attending a Danish wedding, which I attended!
CARTER: What else did you see, Mr. President?
TRUMP: Fashion-models, airline-stewardesses, female-chefs, and angels of God.
CARTER: Wow, that's quite a dream, sir.
TRUMP: I think it symbolized my fascination with the American Dream and etiquette.
CARTER: So you're daydreaming about globalization-commerce and modern 'customs.'
TRUMP: I think I'll take the First Lady to Denmark on a diplomacy visit, Carter...
CARTER: Good plan sir; it's wise to keep up commercial relations with our friends in Europe.
TRUMP: This is the Age of Good Feelings (Part II).
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Should we 'citizens of commerce' think more proactively about customs and etiquette in this new age of great networking? What would President Trump tweet about this symbolic/important question?
Anyone a fan of the Woody Allen modernism diplomacy-parody film Don't Drink the Water?
====
The modern world is all commerce and networks and goods and World Bank intrigue. Peace is maintained through trade-relations, and TrumpUSA is a tower of capitalism-flowery. Consumerism is at an all-time high really. Imagine you're an America and you sleep one night in a fancy Marriott hotel in New England and dream you're in Denmark where things are for some reason radically different, and you're thinking about the 'world of commerce' in Denmark (rather than 'TrumpUSA'). In the first part of the dream, you're transported to the world of fashion/models.
You see a fashion-show hosted by a very iconic/popular Danish designer (who happens to be a woman!) and wants to parade all the beautiful/famous models in gold-dresses/outfits. You're appreciating all the beauty of models in gold presented by this creative female Danish designer. You're noticing how different Denmark is from America/TrumpUSA, and you're starting to think more fondly/reminiscently about American aesthetics while enjoying Danish fashions.
You're then transported (in your dream-sleep!) to Danish airlines where you're introduced to an incredible group of very well-dressed and handsome/attractive stewardesses working for the airline and you board the plane and get set to travel cross-country. The stewardesses who greet you before you board the plane remind you that the passenger flight is a symbol of Danish hospitality and tourism. You realize how valuable stewardesses are to commerce.
While on flight, the Danish stewardesses in the plane you notice are dressed in a differing color but are equally hospitable and lovely. You start to get a really 'good' feeling about commerce, tourism, travel, globalism, and even capitalism in general(!). You're still in Denmark, so you're starting to think more 'energetically' about the consumerism-amenities of TrumpUSA and feel excited to awake from this dream and go shopping in NYC(!). During the Danish flight, two stewardesses sit down in front of you and chat with you while you're enjoying the in-flight beverages/wine. Isn't commerce/transit great?
You then go to a Danish drive-in movie park and sit in a nice automobile with your beautiful Danish female date and enjoy the American/Hollywood patriotism film Pearl Harbor starring Ben Affleck and Kate Beckinsale(!). You're still simply in dream-sleep, so you're not completely cognizant of all your waking-state rationalism, so you allow yourself to simply sit back and enjoy the Hollywood film and notice how nice the actress Kate Beckinsale looks dressed up as a World War II nurse in America. You start thinking about Planet Hollywood and wonder if Denmark is really so different from the USA!
You're then whisked away to a fancy Danish restaurant where you're served a very tasty meal by a famous Danish female chef named Abelone Christensen (AC). You're delighted to try AC's experimental new chicken-patty dish which is prepared with a certain Western and continental/international flair. You compliment AC for the terrific Danish dish at the fancy restaurant and can't wait to wake up from this dream and hop over to an Applebee's restaurant in the USA and enjoy a bowl of French Onion Soup(!).
You're then taken to the Danish embassy (while you're in dream-sleep!) and are introduced to U.S. First Lady Melania Trump(!) who happens to be visiting Denmark to attend a royal wedding there. You notice Mrs. Trump is wearing a handsome black business-dress and compliment her on her style! You start to think about why/how diplomacy is linked to capitalism/traffic in the modern era. This is an intriguing/iconic dream indeed.
You then find yourself at a White Castle fast-food restaurant which has opened up in Denmark and you enjoy some authentic Western/American burgers and sandwiches and sides while drinking soda-pop. You're so pleased with the amenities of new age consumerism that you're not upset at all about being in Denmark rather than the USA to enjoy all this commercial flowery associated modern capitalism and consumerism. You wonder if capitalism is simply...bliss.
Unfortunately, capitalism is not all bliss. That's why during the latter portion of your dream-sleep, you dream you're visited by an angel of God who is dressed as a captain or marshal of some kind and insists you contemplate the gravity of commerce/capitalism in the modern world. This angel reminds you that terrorism is a reality and why it subverts basic new age traffic-sensibilities regarding the amenities/comforts of commerce/consumerism. This angel wants you to tell President Trump you're passionate about modern geopolitical policies.
You then go to a Danish comic book store and appreciate some new age female comic book superheroines who symbolize a human fascination with the beauty of justice, the sanity of customs, the intelligence of governance/hospitality, and the warmth of friendship. You think about American comic book characters such as Captain Marvel and Firestar and Wonder Woman and wonder if new age commerce/traffic is just as much about aesthetics as it is about politics. Do you think President Trump is negotiating aesthetics with politics well? Will he be re-elected?
Finally, you attend the royal wedding in Denmark that you dreamed earlier that U.S. First Lady Melania Trump(!) was attending. You're sitting way up front during the Christian ceremony, right next to Mrs. Trump, and you marvel at the splendor of the royal bride-groom duo (princess and prince!) and think about how modern geopolitical customs must be coordinated with commerce treaties to make consumerism as civil/polite as it is convenient/zesty(!). This is the Age of Good Feelings, Part II, right?
TRUMP: I had a strange dream that I was traveling in Denmark!
CARTER: What was the dream about, Mr. President?
TRUMP: I was witness to the modern world of commerce/customs.
CARTER: In Denmark?
TRUMP: Yes, I got the perspective of modern capitalism through 'Danish eyes.'
CARTER: Was the First Lady in the dream, sir?
TRUMP: Yes, she was attending a Danish wedding, which I attended!
CARTER: What else did you see, Mr. President?
TRUMP: Fashion-models, airline-stewardesses, female-chefs, and angels of God.
CARTER: Wow, that's quite a dream, sir.
TRUMP: I think it symbolized my fascination with the American Dream and etiquette.
CARTER: So you're daydreaming about globalization-commerce and modern 'customs.'
TRUMP: I think I'll take the First Lady to Denmark on a diplomacy visit, Carter...
CARTER: Good plan sir; it's wise to keep up commercial relations with our friends in Europe.
TRUMP: This is the Age of Good Feelings (Part II).
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