Trump demands that Republican Convention move from North Carolina to Moscow!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an escalation of his spat with Roy Cooper, the Democratic governor of North Carolina, Donald Trump is demanding that the 2020 Republican National Convention relocate from Charlotte to Moscow.​

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“North Carolina has been difficult every step of the way, and meanwhile Moscow has always been very helpful to me,” Trump wrote, in one of a series of early-morning tweets.​

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Additionally, Trump argued, moving the R.N.C. to Moscow would save the Republicans millions in airfare. “The most important people working on our 2020 campaign will already be there,” he tweeted.​

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Finally, he claimed, Moscow boasts far better accommodations than “that sad city of losers, Charlotte.”​

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“I have fantastic memories of the Moscow Ritz,” Trump wrote.​

Trump Demands That Republican Convention Move from North Carolina to Moscow

“The most important people working on our 2020 campaign will already be there,” Trump tweeted.

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[Rambunctious]

I think Texas and Florida are on the list....but the OP is still in denial that Trump was found innocent of Russian collusion.....

 

[Auld Phart]

Makes sense.

Think of how much easier it will be for CNN and MSNBC to cover the activities.

 

[MarathonMike]

The Left ignores the fact that Sniff Pro Joe is President Xi's bitch and clings to Trump "Russian Collusion" like Linus to his blankee.

 

[Yarddog]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an escalation of his spat with Roy Cooper, the Democratic governor of North Carolina, Donald Trump is demanding that the 2020 Republican National Convention relocate from Charlotte to Moscow.​

​

“North Carolina has been difficult every step of the way, and meanwhile Moscow has always been very helpful to me,” Trump wrote, in one of a series of early-morning tweets.​

​

Additionally, Trump argued, moving the R.N.C. to Moscow would save the Republicans millions in airfare. “The most important people working on our 2020 campaign will already be there,” he tweeted.​

​

Finally, he claimed, Moscow boasts far better accommodations than “that sad city of losers, Charlotte.”​

​

“I have fantastic memories of the Moscow Ritz,” Trump wrote.​

Trump Demands That Republican Convention Move from North Carolina to Moscow

“The most important people working on our 2020 campaign will already be there,” Trump tweeted.

www.newyorker.com

Its a satire piece and its not even all that funny. Try to find some better material next time.

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an escalation of his spat with Roy Cooper, the Democratic governor of North Carolina, Donald Trump is demanding that the 2020 Republican National Convention relocate from Charlotte to Moscow.​

​

“North Carolina has been difficult every step of the way, and meanwhile Moscow has always been very helpful to me,” Trump wrote, in one of a series of early-morning tweets.​

​

Additionally, Trump argued, moving the R.N.C. to Moscow would save the Republicans millions in airfare. “The most important people working on our 2020 campaign will already be there,” he tweeted.​

​

Finally, he claimed, Moscow boasts far better accommodations than “that sad city of losers, Charlotte.”​

​

“I have fantastic memories of the Moscow Ritz,” Trump wrote.​

Trump Demands That Republican Convention Move from North Carolina to Moscow

“The most important people working on our 2020 campaign will already be there,” Trump tweeted.

www.newyorker.com

Its a satire piece and its not even all that funny. Try to find some better material next time.

A "satire piece" posted in "Political Satire"? How did you ever know??