I wonder how many of them have put on a public event to prove to the world how patriotic they are and how much they love America.
I'd imagine the checklist before it starts would be something like;
1 Lapel flag pin
2 Army band
3 Loads of flags
4 Fake media with their cameras
5 Loads more flags
6 Furrowed brow
7 Just a shitload of flags
8 Something about God...the real one mentioned in Two Corinthians...not those fake ones
9 A crowd of adoring acolit...acalyt...uneducated
10 Practice singing God Bless America...especially this one...it has God in it (the real one etc...), America, the Army band...it covers all the bases except for flags so we should have more flags to compensate...
Sounds like you have something against the American flag, the US Army, God, and people not MISeducated in America's MISeducational system. I wonder what it could be,