Trump appoints Wayne Gretzky to be prime minister of Canada

[Votto]

Washington DC - Trump made is final cabinet pick by choosing Waye Gretsky to replace Justin Trudeau as Prime minister of Canada. Wayne was interviewed after the appointment. "Well, it was kind of a strange appointment in a lot of ways. I mean, Trump does not really have the authority to do this, but hey, America elected a dictator, and we live next to him, so what can you do, eh?"

Wayne continued. "I guess I am prime minister now even though I really don't want to be. Trudeau was tremendous the first few days of being prime minister, mainly for doing absolutely nothing, but in the second period of his term, he created some opportunities for me by misplaying his hand time and again. And then the goal early in the third period of his term, he obviously tried to get us on track again, but he got put in the penalty box for being such a dictatorial dush and here I am! It was definitely a tough way for Trudy to lose, but he was so bad as a prime minister it was hard to tell when he was on offense and when he was on defense. What a hoser. Anyhew, now that I'm prime minister I think I will work on my molson muscle now, eh? Beers anyone?"

 

[shockedcanadian]

Rude

 

[egp320i]

Wayne would do a much better job by far, he's a legend and would automatically have respect, he also knows business unlike the current PM