Votto
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The Trump administration today decided to change course on releasing government files on the existence of aliens once it realized that the files indicated that Epstein was himself an alien.
"We have decided to keep the alien files secret after learning that Epstein was himself an alien. I mean, who knew? No wonder the Deep State kept all this secrete for so long," said Pam Bondi, "This will be done in order to protect the victims of Epstein and other alien abductions you hear about as they are abducted and have their private parts probed to study them. What a bunch of extraterrestrial pervs!!. I guess now it all makes more sense as to why they would travel trillions of miles to earth just to abduct a human being so they can get a better look at their colon or genitalia. Anyway, you can be confident that the Trump administration will hold these aliens criminally responsible for their actions, just like Prince Andrew who was held accountable for his actions as he spent an entire night in jail for molesting under aged girls. Who would have thought that a Royal would even have to spend an entire night in jail, let alone ever being arrested? I guess is just goes to show that our judicial system really works, and not just for rich and connected elite alien types. Right?"
No word yet on whether aliens will continue to abduct and molest human beings that aliens refer to as "pizza", nor is it known if they will change their diet from "pizza" to something else. I dunno, maybe cows for a change? Who knows.
