Tommy Tainant
Diamond Member
What a day to be alive. Our conservative govt announces 2 exciting measures that will make us all safer.
This is the problem. Our prisons are full and in fact overcrowded.
So they have come up with an exciting new plan to combat this.
1. Put all trials on hold so that no more people are sent to jail.
2. Let prisoners out 70 days early.
This makes us all feel safer.
A slight problem with this is that one prison has already released stalkers and child sex offenders These are generally psychotic individuals and will generally reoffend.
My suggestion is they release all the old pensioners that they locled up under there exciting new stop moaning laws.. They are unlikely to do anything more dangerous than protest against oil companies.
Conservative Chaos.
www.theguardian.com
This is the problem. Our prisons are full and in fact overcrowded.
So they have come up with an exciting new plan to combat this.
1. Put all trials on hold so that no more people are sent to jail.
2. Let prisoners out 70 days early.
This makes us all feel safer.
A slight problem with this is that one prison has already released stalkers and child sex offenders These are generally psychotic individuals and will generally reoffend.
My suggestion is they release all the old pensioners that they locled up under there exciting new stop moaning laws.. They are unlikely to do anything more dangerous than protest against oil companies.
Conservative Chaos.

Starmer says early release scheme a âget-out-of-jailâ card for dangerous prisoners â UK politics live
Labour leader used PMQs to press Sunak for assurances that domestic abusers and others would not be freed early