This is Letterman's top 10 from the other night. He actually had all the cast members there reading their own, so try to find a video of it, it's a lot funnier than just reading it.
Top Ten Things Never Before Said on "The Sopranos"
10. "You don't have any money? That's cool"
(Dominic Chianese)
9. "Screw this home cooking -- I'm going to the Olive Garden"
(Aida Turturro)
8. "In addition to disposing of bodies, you'll need to know how to use Powerpoint and Excel"
(Steven Van Zandt)
7. "Wasn't that the guy from Springsteen's E Street Band?"
(Robert Iler)
6. "I just hooked up an illegal cable box. Now I'm getting free HBO"
(Jamie-Lynn Discala)
5. "Tony, I'm gonna need to leave early today for Rosh Hashanah"
(Tony Sirico)
4. "I want a bigger part -- what are you gonna do, kill my character?"
(Drea de Matteo)
3. "Hey Paulie, how about you and me going up to Massachusetts and getting married?"
(Michael Imperioli)
2. "I can't go to prison -- Martha Stewart will eat me alive!"
(Edie Falco)
1. "I just whacked myself"
(James Gandolfini)
Top Ten Things Never Before Said on "The Sopranos"
10. "You don't have any money? That's cool"
(Dominic Chianese)
9. "Screw this home cooking -- I'm going to the Olive Garden"
(Aida Turturro)
8. "In addition to disposing of bodies, you'll need to know how to use Powerpoint and Excel"
(Steven Van Zandt)
7. "Wasn't that the guy from Springsteen's E Street Band?"
(Robert Iler)
6. "I just hooked up an illegal cable box. Now I'm getting free HBO"
(Jamie-Lynn Discala)
5. "Tony, I'm gonna need to leave early today for Rosh Hashanah"
(Tony Sirico)
4. "I want a bigger part -- what are you gonna do, kill my character?"
(Drea de Matteo)
3. "Hey Paulie, how about you and me going up to Massachusetts and getting married?"
(Michael Imperioli)
2. "I can't go to prison -- Martha Stewart will eat me alive!"
(Edie Falco)
1. "I just whacked myself"
(James Gandolfini)
