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Top 10 Candidates To Replace Chris Cuomo

Weatherman2020

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#1) Jussie Smollett: He has vast experience using fake news to gin up racial hatred. A perfect fit!

#2) Ghislaine Maxwell: For her skill in protecting serial sex predators.

#3) Luigi from Super Mario Brothers: The Primetime slot has been traditionally filled by a proud Italian-American. It should be given to another Italian.

#4) A bowl of fettuccine: Another Italian classic, albeit with a slightly higher I.Q.

#5) Brian Stelter: Because it's high time this position was filled by a woman.

#6) One of those recorded messages from the airport loudspeaker that tells everyone where to find the bathrooms and newsstands: Would still provide more useful information than your average CNN host.

#7) Kamala Harris: Since she's not currently doing anything.

#8) A Pfizer sales rep: Might as well hear your typical CNN news straight from the source for once!

#9) A female CNN intern: She could spend each night telling lurid stories of all the unspeakably gross stuff that happens at CNN every day! Guaranteed ratings boost!

#10) Tucker Carlson: The universe would implode.

We can't wait to see what CNN has in store for us!
 

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I hear CNN has narrowed it down to Jeffrey Lubin' Toobin and Anthony's Weiner
 

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